Love: Today, I was at my senior dance dancing with this guy I really...

By Anonymous - 21/04/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, I was at my senior dance dancing with this guy I really like. He was telling me how he likes a strong woman who's not afraid to make the first move. Empowered by what he said, I asked him out. He said no because he thinks girls shouldn't ask guys out. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2014 00:39 - United States - Salem

Today, a guy I like asked me to a dance. Trying to act modest and at the same time compliment him, I told him, "You could do so much better, though." After thinking for a moment, he replied, "You're right, I could. Never mind," and walked away. FML

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By apparentlybutch - 05/09/2014 21:11 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

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By michellemoyah - 25/02/2012 05:04 - United States

Today, I went to a dance with the boy I like. To my delight, he tried to pick me up. To my dismay, he couldn't. FML

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You deserved it 6 907

This Charming Man

By Sheev - 18/10/2019 06:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was texting the guy I like. I asked him why our friend didn't want to come to the movies with us. He replied, "She didn't want to be the third wheel, but it's not like I'm going to put the moves on you. I'm out of your league, and you're socially awkward anyway." That's just what I wanted. FML

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You deserved it 342

By omgwtf - 18/10/2009 15:32 - United States

Today, it was Homecoming. During the dance, I saw this mentally handicapped guy ask this pretty girl to dance. She said no. So I went over to him and asked him to dance. He replied that he only wanted to dance with "pretty girls" and I was not one. FML

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You deserved it 5 546

By Anonymous - 09/05/2013 07:01 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML

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You deserved it 4 322

By Anonymous - 06/11/2015 05:29 - United States - Madison

Today, after countless nights spent together and flirty texts, I decided ask my crush on a date while at a party. We went on a walk and held hands. Just as I asked him, he said no, let go of my hand and briskly walked away. He was my ride home. FML

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You deserved it 1 853

Desperate

By Anna - 02/12/2012 08:03 - United States - Monroe

Today, my guy friend kept complaining that no one had asked him to the dance, so he probably wasn't going to go. I suggested that we go together. He laughed until his face was bright red and said, "I don't think I'll ever get that desperate." FML

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You deserved it 2 652

By IcantDance! - 01/10/2012 16:05 - United States - Daphne

Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML

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You deserved it 2 731

Noooooo

By Tgreject - 16/08/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I was planning on asking out a girl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the girl and it said, "Noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejected via a forwarded text before I could tell her how I felt. FML

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You deserved it 3 179

littlemuffet 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 10:00

That doesn't even make sense.

AndrewPao32 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 10:15

He wanted to ****...not to go on a date.

Comments

ecascio2010 9

Saturday 17 November 2012 5:22

What a hypocrite.

Orchard 33

Sunday 26 May 2013 0:44

This is how I saw the whole thing go down in my mind's eye: OP: I am really happy that you wanted to dance with me! DOUCHE: Yeah, you know the type of woman I like? The kind that can take the initiative, and make the first move, such a turn on! OP: R-Really? Because I have always liked you; w-will you go out with me? DOUCHE: Uh, no OP: B-but you just said... DOUCHE: I meant I want some hot chick I have wet dreams about but I am too chicken-shit to talk to, to suddenly come up to me and take me by force. Uh, I mean, girls shouldn't ask guys out... OP:....oh...

str8krazy 0

Monday 10 June 2013 23:41

Damn #18 But I totally know what he means. You only acted strong because he told you to be and that's weak. If you still want him TELL him to ask you out. It'll work.

Jarl_the_Elite 27

Tuesday 18 March 2014 2:01

Hypocrite

xxAmyHerexx 4

Friday 1 August 2014 5:32

What a jerk

ChoolyBooly 32

Monday 2 February 2015 6:08

Well at least you found out he was not the man for you since he didn't seem to grasp the concept of strong empowered women. Hope through the years you found a better person to like.