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By Anonymous - 04/05/2014 23:28 - United States - Madison

Today, I was at the bar. A man started to hit on me. He claims to have a fetish for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant. FML

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By happycow122 - 20/06/2015 20:54 - United States - Lafayette

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By hatelife - 14/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2019 12:00

Today, a stranger at the grocery store rubbed my belly and asked me when I'm due. I'm not pregnant. FML

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By beccaj_ilh - 06/09/2009 15:04 - United Kingdom

Today, while I was working in a bar, a very fat drunk guy kept flirting with me. He assumed I liked him because I kept blushing. I didn’t. It’s just been so long since anyone flirted with me that I apparently now cannot control my reactions if a man talks to me. FML

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By cchandler - 23/09/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I received a phone call from the number of a "single" guy I met online. It was his wife, who is three months pregnant. She threatened to kick my ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 20:54 - Denmark

Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML

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By dazedandconfused - 25/06/2009 22:29 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, someone heard me throw up. I then got called aside and told being hungover at work is unacceptable. I don't drink. I'm pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2014 19:26 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was at a bar, when a heavily drunk guy came up to me and slurred "Fuucckkk lady, your face... not even with beer goggles!" FML

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noobsatin 19

Monday 5 May 2014 8:47

maybe he was just sharing. drunk people do that. a lot.

daisylokes 16

Monday 5 May 2014 8:48

awww don't feel bad, :( he sounds creepy anyway, dont let anybody make you feel bad, I had a baby 9 months ago and still get asked how many months I am, lol

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bobslawnservice 16

Monday 5 May 2014 12:07

So did you go back to his place?

angiespook 18

Monday 5 May 2014 12:14

Something tells me that a bar is the wrong place to find a pregnant woman.

whiskeygirl321 4

Friday 9 May 2014 20:53

Finally some one put that together!

EpicJames24 18

Monday 5 May 2014 12:50

you'd think he'd know that pregnant people can't drink.

TheDrifter 23

Monday 5 May 2014 17:34

Can't and shouldn't are two very different things. Plenty of low class pregnancies at my local bars. Looking for the baby's daddy or his replacement.

Goblin182 26

Monday 5 May 2014 12:56

You should have milked it for a free meal and some drinks at least.

oscillation26 3

Tuesday 6 May 2014 0:57

don't know if you could have milked it for drinks....

ghostsoul21 12

Monday 5 May 2014 13:39

He has a flaw in his logic though.. Why would a pregnant woman go to a bar? Unless you're there with friends and just talking only, he shouldn'tve thought that

Mauskau 35

Monday 5 May 2014 13:51

Something tells me that a bar would not be a great place for a pregnant woman to hang out, so if this guy was expecting to meet single pregnant women at a bar then... well I've got nothing.

bobslawnservice 16

Monday 5 May 2014 14:12

Yeah, but I'm guessing that he has quite a high success rate with the kind of pregnant women who drink in bars.

Aero_x 21

Monday 5 May 2014 14:58

Did you happen to smack the shit out of him? I would have and I'm pregnant.

Trish_la_la 2

Monday 5 May 2014 16:21

Easy way to turn him off... Tell him you are not pregnant and never want to be. He will move on. And don't feel bad- he was drunk- what we see with our beer goggles on is fantasy not reality.