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By Anonymous - 25/08/2013 18:21 - Canada - Grand Falls

Today, I was at the beach. I'd recently decided to try the "life hack" where you empty out a bottle of lotion and hide small valuables in it, to avoid them being stolen. I'd put the bottle in my bag. Instead of stealing stuff from inside it, though, someone just stole the whole bag. FML

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By Chelsea - 18/05/2013 08:57 - Australia - Perth

Today, my bag got stolen with all of my belongings at the beach. After being forced to ask strangers for money, I then travelled home on the train for an hour, wearing only a bikini. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2012 16:45 - United States - Brighton

Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML

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By maggie2014 - 23/06/2013 23:48 - United States - Lufkin

Today, I fell asleep listening to my music and tanning at the beach. Not only did I wake up with a sunburn, but my iPhone had been stolen. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2014 16:19 - United States - Naperville

Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit, and to avoid a conflict, I just swiped it back when he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything, until I got back home and realized it wasn't actually my towel after all. FML

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By pplsuck - 25/09/2012 23:57 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML

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Enjoy your stay

By Anonymous - 19/04/2012 06:24

Today, someone burgled my hotel room. As always, I had locked my passport, extra cash, and other valuables in the closet safe, so I thought the losses would be superficial. What a discovery that the safe hadn't been fastened to the closet shelf, so the thief just picked it up and took it home. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2014 20:23

Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML

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By abdominates - 23/10/2009 16:48 - Canada

Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML

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By uncbballwins - 27/04/2011 04:21

Today, after shopping alone at a grocery store, I was taking my groceries back to my car when a kid grabbed one of my bags and ran. Deciding not to risk leaving the rest of my groceries stranded, I didn't chase him. Later, I realized that was the bag my credit card was in. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2012 17:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV, so I rushed back to the parking lot. I opened the passenger-side door and climbed in to begin my search. After ten seconds or so, I realized I'd busted into someone else's car. FML

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Lilsbills 15

Monday 26 August 2013 2:43

I thought Canadians were nice. FYL OP

Raykyogrou03 12

Monday 26 August 2013 2:42

Never go swimming at the beach by yourself.

Comments

Emiler98 11

Monday 26 August 2013 4:18

I was always told not to bring valuables at all. Bit that really sucks op

schadenfreud 6

Monday 26 August 2013 4:20

what makes this worse is hell probably throw the bottle out

ninjuh_wingman 29

Monday 26 August 2013 4:27

Isn't it just easier and safer to not bring those things to the beach with you in the first place?

jblumz 15

Monday 26 August 2013 5:06

what a beach.

Grauncho 27

Monday 26 August 2013 6:37

That was terrible.

GlitterGoddess 6

Monday 26 August 2013 5:20

Damn...they got beaches in Canada?

CharresBarkrey 15

Monday 26 August 2013 5:36

... Have you not seen a map?

Grauncho 27

Monday 26 August 2013 6:38

#43, you really are the other sister.

blairvic 23

Monday 26 August 2013 7:43

Please tell me that you're joking.

Voij 16

Monday 26 August 2013 8:12

I think #43 was just confused because Canada is known for being cold, so he/she thought Canadians didn't have any nice beaches, because there'd be snow all over the sand.

unlucky_lucy 17

Monday 26 August 2013 6:55

Well that backfired

NoBuenoLeno 9

Monday 26 August 2013 7:09

Smells like Vancouver. Sorry OP, but you should probably leave valuables at home or in your car while at the beach.

RabbitOfAurora 28

Monday 26 August 2013 7:11

What valuables are there that you can fit into a lotion bottle but not wear into the water/in the sand? Quality jewelry should be fine in any circumstance and if it was cheap crap why not just leave it at home?