Intimacy: Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating...

By bill219 - 07/12/2012 22:40 - United States - Dallas

Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML

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By whygod - 12/06/2016 13:45

Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 22:39 - United States

Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 23:39 - United States

Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away. Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto my knee. I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on my boner. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML

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By Me. - 27/10/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML

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By Thanks dicks - 07/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2019 18:00

Today, while rushing upstairs to have sex, I tripped on the stairs and rammed my naked boner into the edge of the step. All my wife could do is laugh at me. Now it even hurts to pee or put my trousers on. FML

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By Operation Yewtree here I come - 26/09/2014 20:40 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was sitting on a bench at the local park, eating a banana. A guy old enough to be my grandfather walked by, turned to look at me, then said "Young man, I wish I were that banana." He walked away, and I almost blacked out choking on it in shock. FML

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By tigerbyrn - 30/05/2016 15:35 - Canada - Scarborough

Today, as I was about to meet my girlfriend's parents, she thought it would be funny to grab my junk and give me a hard-on right before they walked in. I couldn't hide it quickly enough. FML

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By Kyra.45 - 03/10/2013 22:46 - United States - Troy

Today, I was so sexually frustrated that I tried getting off with a banana. It was not enjoyable, for me or the banana. FML

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Saturday 8 December 2012 5:27

Get ready for Wincest comments galore...

dixiefoxx 22

Saturday 8 December 2012 5:28

Never look someone in the eyes while you or they are eating a banana..

Comments

hollywoodt1ts 15

Saturday 8 December 2012 19:23

wwoooowwwwww!!! awkward!!!

kumonsucks 7

Saturday 8 December 2012 20:26

Britney?

Liamj774 36

Saturday 8 December 2012 21:59

W. T. F.

mariebc123 7

Saturday 8 December 2012 22:00

Sorry..but that's sick..

mariebc123 7

Saturday 8 December 2012 22:03

And down in Texas we still think that's gross..

arcottrammathorn 1

Saturday 8 December 2012 22:56

Dude..... Wtf

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 9 December 2012 2:14

That's bananas...

Junebugscanfly 2

Sunday 9 December 2012 4:54

At least your not gay!

AtomicRebirth 11

Sunday 9 December 2012 6:47

I don't care what the circumstances are or if you "don't know what's going on", if you ever pop a boner because of something your sister does, then there's something wrong.