Love: Today, I was at the cafeteria of my school with my boyfriend...

By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 06:39 - Canada

Today, I was at the cafeteria of my school with my boyfriend and he dumped me. I was kinda expecting it. What I wasn't expecting was that he'd start running in front of everyone, screaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at the top of his lungs and that he'd kiss the first girl he saw. FML

I agree, your life sucks 96 794

You deserved it 11 189

Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Kfeaaa - 24/02/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 991

You deserved it 7 582

Say it ain't so, please

By Kali - 13/10/2019 04:00

Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 944

You deserved it 410

By TanjinaRubbaiyat - 15/01/2010 08:49 - Bangladesh

Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 081

You deserved it 3 014

TMI

By Anonymous - 19/11/2018 17:30

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 878

You deserved it 199

Nightmare

By yeah - 25/10/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. In Walmart. Over the loudspeaker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 921

You deserved it 195

Boot camp

By oohrahgal - 14/02/2019 16:32 - United States - Clementon

Today, my boyfriend graduated from boot camp. After the ceremony, I rushed over and tried to jump into his arms. This would have been romantic if he was expecting it. Instead, he fell over and we crashed onto the floor in front of everyone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 167

You deserved it 30 336

By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 053

You deserved it 2 876

By ish - 14/08/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "so, how about some break up lovin'?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 915

You deserved it 9 283

By DramaQueen - 19/07/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 832

You deserved it 62 774

Make up to…

By single pringle - 05/11/2014 01:16 - United States - Morristown

Today, my boyfriend came home from college for the first time in weeks just to visit me. I was so excited that I spent two hours getting ready. Turns out he was only coming back to dump me. Now I'm single and out of foundation. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 943

You deserved it 4 442

Chowi_fml 0

Friday 12 June 2009 16:07

High school boyfriends... a waste of time.

iris85_fml 0

Friday 12 June 2009 16:04

hahahahaha

Comments

CodeMonkey123 0

Friday 12 June 2009 19:56

Ok, you are either a horrible bitch or he's just a prick.

CodeMonkey123 0

Friday 12 June 2009 20:01

I have nothing against homosexuals but some you seemed to have said woman don't need men well they do if the want children idiots. Society would end if there were only homosexuals so think before you post.

awillowcabin 0

Friday 2 October 2009 22:50

there are homosexuals that want kids too, you know. being gay doesn't automatically mean they're not going to have children.

EhLasalvadorena 0

Friday 12 June 2009 20:03

eh, that only shows how stupid he is. it's still kind of assholish but i'm pretty sure he was over exaggarating. FYL and YDI for picking a stupid **** for a boyfriend. you should have been like (really loudly) "THANK GOD ITS OVER! YOUR DICK WAS WAY TOO SMALL!" lmao, that would have been funny :)

epic_delight1337 0

Friday 12 June 2009 20:07

The first thing I got from this was that he didnt like being in the relationship....pretty much the same as everyone. She MIGHT not have been a 'really bad girlfriend', just not what the guy wanted her to be. and #21...not for everyone.. I had a boyfriend who ALWAYS sweet to me and he did stand out of the crowd. He was tough though not a little geek. You don't have to be an asshole just to be a good boyfriend or to be able to kick ass. and i definitly dont prefer Draco over Harry! Malfoy is a bitch, and he's a death eater.