Go up to that girl and whisper real low in a worried voice, "Look I was okay, but you never know, might want to go get checked out....don't worry a few shots of penicillin will do the trick." And then walk away.

It's odd how people have different perspectives.... I had assumed the poster must have been a sucky girlfriend and he was justifiably excited to have escaped her tyranny.

I predict that in ten years when you run into him he'll be working at a gas station.

wow, you must have been a HORRIBLE girlfriend.

Please tell me he did it in a Scottish accent while wearing a kilt.

Well, that sucks. But frankly if a guy ever broke up with me like that, I'd probably piss myself laughing because of how ridiculous it is.

Meh. What is this, junior high or high school? Not a big deal. Yeah, it's embarrassing now, but in the long run, not really worth caring about.

Is your boyfriend 12?? Sounds like he is an idiot too. You should purge him from the gene pool

What a douchebag! You can't have been that bad if you were expecting him to break up with you. He's just a jerk.

They say murder is wrong. But in some cases it's very tempting......