Love: Today, I was at the cafeteria of my school with my boyfriend...

By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 06:39 - Canada

Today, I was at the cafeteria of my school with my boyfriend and he dumped me. I was kinda expecting it. What I wasn't expecting was that he'd start running in front of everyone, screaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at the top of his lungs and that he'd kiss the first girl he saw. FML

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By Kfeaaa - 24/02/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML

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Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML

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Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML

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Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me. In Walmart. Over the loudspeaker. FML

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Today, my boyfriend graduated from boot camp. After the ceremony, I rushed over and tried to jump into his arms. This would have been romantic if he was expecting it. Instead, he fell over and we crashed onto the floor in front of everyone. FML

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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By ish - 14/08/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "so, how about some break up lovin'?" FML

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By DramaQueen - 19/07/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML

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By single pringle - 05/11/2014 01:16 - United States - Morristown

Today, my boyfriend came home from college for the first time in weeks just to visit me. I was so excited that I spent two hours getting ready. Turns out he was only coming back to dump me. Now I'm single and out of foundation. FML

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Friday 12 June 2009 16:07

High school boyfriends... a waste of time.

iris85_fml 0

Friday 12 June 2009 16:04

hahahahaha

Comments

ohhhhshizzz 0

Friday 12 June 2009 20:32

#21: I have no clue where you get your facts from honestly. I don't know about the girls YOU know, but every girl I know, myself, & that goes to my school always goes for the sweet guys. The ones who actually remeber her birthday, or Valentine's Day. There are like so many douchebags at my school, and they are always single. Good for being drunk at a party and wanting to get laid, but not good for a relationship. Oh, and that Harry Potter ref. once again every Harry Potter fan I know, LIKES HARRY POTTER *not* Draco. Myself, once again, included. Honestly people I still have no clue the type of girls y'all know but they are horrible. #83: Idk, I guess my school is like relationship central and none of them have lasted less than 6 months. Not everyone I know, but most of the people I do know go out for a very long time. Because, they actually choose someone who is good for them. OP: That was a douche-y move, I highly doubt he'll be getting another girlfriend at that school again.

crybaby220 0

Friday 12 June 2009 20:34

What an f-ing asstard; and he acts like a five year old. Did the girl vomit afterwards?

legit1619 0

Friday 12 June 2009 20:50

wow. douche.

Dante167 0

Friday 12 June 2009 20:57

For people callin the dude a douche, I dont think he is. Shes probly just one of those really controlling girlfriends or just a bad girlfriend in general.

shudder_glasses 0

Friday 12 June 2009 21:03

ahahahah thats the funniest thing i have ever heard!!!!!!!!!

Faminn123 0

Friday 12 June 2009 21:04

Ummmm how old are you seriously? I mean come on he wasn't worth it obviously...

DaftBrian 0

Friday 12 June 2009 21:07

From reading the comments, I can tell that all the girls are like "what a jerk", but all the guys are "HAHAHHA". I agree with the guys. You must have been a terrible girlfriend for that shit to go down.

klutzilla1275 0

Friday 12 June 2009 21:19

lmfao this is hilarious! i do feel bad for you. don't get me wrong but that's actually hilarious! i think that he's kinda my new hero, ina douchebag kinda way

Juvyniled 0

Friday 12 June 2009 21:24

What number 6 said. Girls complain about crappy boyfriends, and yet they still manage to fail to realize that there are a HOST of guys who would treat them like royalty. No wonder why Americans are regarded so poorly (I AM an American and I feel ashamed)