Health: Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me "have...

By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 14:46 - United States

Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me "have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "you mean with other people?" FML

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By cocacola999 - 03/05/2014 10:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party. Trying to overcome my social anxiety, I was trying to take part in conversations. So, when a girl mentioned she had a doctor's appointment next morning, I blurted out: "What kind of a doctor?" Everyone stared as she responded: "A gynaecologist." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2016 22:28 - United States - Columbus

Today, I went to a new doctor. While filling out charts she looked up and said, "I'm assuming you are single." FML

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By N/A - 25/09/2012 04:13 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2013 16:51 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I went to have a breast exam. The doc told me that she would touch different parts of my breasts, and said to tell her if at any point it felt painful. As she was examining me, I was going to say that it wasn't painful, but instead I blurted out, "It feels good." FML

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Mumble mumble

By Jess - 27/10/2015 20:16

Today, I called a doctor's office for a referral. I was in public, so when she asked me what type of issue I had, I mumbled that I had a vaginal issue. After painstakingly having to repeat this several times, she said she was asking what kind of insurance I have. FML

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By whitecollar - 05/12/2012 02:43 - United Kingdom - Scarborough

Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML

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By loveless - 18/10/2009 10:30 - Australia

Today, I realised that the last three people to see my intimate parts these last weeks were my beautician, my doctor and the lady who did my check up ultra sound. Oh, and I'm married. FML

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By WTFFAIL - 03/12/2012 05:06 - Canada - Montreal

Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML

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Gender bending

By Anonymous - 03/09/2021 16:59

Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML

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By Brook - 26/02/2013 08:21 - Australia - Sydney

Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML

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Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:28

"No, 'lefty' doesn't count. If you ever do, use a condom."

Zynris 10

Saturday 24 August 2013 6:32

Judging by your comment and profile picture, I am just going to assume you are white trash.

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Nandian90 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 6:40

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

booklover78108 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 8:13

wow... i agree on the grammer and puncuation.... now my head will be chewed out... YEA ME!!(not) but wow... wow... ummm have you not gone to the doctor in the last.... idk few yrs.... they start asking when you're like 12... and it's with ppl... and i read that fml about the bf and the goat...

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 15:07

Yo #74, now I know there's a proper phrase for my sometimes-broken English. Saaaweeeet.

hahah808 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 20:04

...and the look on the doctor's face was what they call "epic win"

revieced 13

Friday 3 April 2009 15:28

haahhahahahahahahahahaahhhhhhhhahhhahahhahaaaa!!!! AMAZING! what a line!!

Truce25 0

Friday 3 April 2009 22:24

LOL HAHAHAHAHA

nikkireese 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 0:41

for all the ppl telling me that idk wat im talking abt when i say code-switching: code=variety of language (written and/or spoken/signed), as in: dialect, entirely separate language, accent, informal vs. formal speech, etc. txting/typing on the internet for a lot of ppl usually means using different spelling and/or grammar than they would otherwise, therefore making it a different code, and therefore the code-switching label is applicable.