By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 14:46 - United States

Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me "have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "you mean with other people?" FML
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UrLifeDoesntSuck 0

"No, 'lefty' doesn't count. If you ever do, use a condom."

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Zynris 10

Judging by your comment and profile picture, I am just going to assume you are white trash.

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omgepiphany 0

I agree with #47/49. Couldn't have said it better myself.

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00069 0

Hahaha 51, 50 was referencing the reply to the doctor.

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voice_of_reason 0

Ohhhh... I see! (I was 51, wondering about 50.) Got so caught up in the comments, I forgot about the OP! :-p

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apk892 7

#12 just by saying that ur totally hot makes me think that ur some ugly chick that wouldnt fit in my damn king size bed. maybe thats y ur dr. doesnt ask u that question cuz im a 16 year old guy and ive been asked that question every time i go to the doctor. even the time i went in cuz i got a concussion, which was slightly weird

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Yousapp 0

You're a funny man. #2 wins the comments

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Newtons_Cradle 0

haha, this is one of those "think-before-you-speak" kind of moments ;)

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hpnerd 0

I definitely agree with #47/49. I'd be willing to bet money that #21 is not a doctor.

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