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Well dude at least you made an flying entrance. Next time try the more subtle approach, it goes as follows, hi how are you doing. I'm so and so
your treadmill put you in the perfect position to beg for her acceptance to go out with you.. now be an obedient little bitch and do it
If you get that nervous, try saying "hi" while passing by instead of walking up to her specifically to do that, for starters. Once you feel more comfortable, then you can try striking up a conversion. I guess it's too late for that now though! Hope she found you to be clumsily cute!
I saw "working out" and thought for sure this would be another one of those "and trying to impress her or seem cool" fml's. It's a refreshing change but Im sorry that happened, how embarrassing!
At that point nothing could say would be worse so should of piped up with "I think i could fall for you" or any other shitty pick up line that hardly ever works
That's quite the introduction. But, don't feel as if it ruined any chances you had.
I don't suggest you use a treadmill as your wingman again.
Just tell people "you met by accident"
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That's one way to say hi.
Start off slow man