Health: Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

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Derick_Z 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:56

Eh, not so bad.. Maybe he was just trying to break the tension by joking around? I understand the awkwardness of a doctor from the opposite sex feeling your downstairs though :P

obamas_mama 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:57

Why are so many gynocologists male and not female?

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Monday 14 March 2016 17:47

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