By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
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Eh, not so bad.. Maybe he was just trying to break the tension by joking around? I understand the awkwardness of a doctor from the opposite sex feeling your downstairs though :P

Why are so many gynocologists male and not female?

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I hate doctors who overstep boundaries like that, the doctor for the girl I like kisse her on the cheek at her last visit, she now got a new one.

I don't understand how that makes you a sock puppet. Unless he started imitating your voice and saying "Hi I'm (name) how are you?". Reminds me of the SNL sketch "Mel Gibson: Dream Gynecologist" -all the women would cancel their doctors and sign up with him. It must make you feel vulnerable up in those stirrups. At least you're not like us guys who spend the whole exam praying not to get a boner while they're down there, and end up getting one anyway. This post is about a year old, I wonder if they're going back to him.

jugghernutt 0

dont act like you didn't like it

I dont know if this is an American thing but wow these exams sound VERY invasive and routine? we dont have those in Scotland... whats it all about? also I do think the doctors comment was slightly inappropriate and he ran the risk someone would take it the wrong way but hate when people try to get doctors licenses taken for mistakes. I feel like saying to these people and what do you do for a living? ever made a mistake? ok your fired and good luck finding a job doing the thing you spent years training for.

ahahahahahaha that's hilarious.. and awkward

Epikouros 31

Don't worry, he was probably a fake doctor :)

Awkward moment when the real doctor comes in and says who are you?

i would be finding a new doctor...thats just creepy.

brun12 1

I hope you got a new gyno after that