Health: Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

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Derick_Z 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:56

Eh, not so bad.. Maybe he was just trying to break the tension by joking around? I understand the awkwardness of a doctor from the opposite sex feeling your downstairs though :P

obamas_mama 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:57

Why are so many gynocologists male and not female?

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iLovePink96 3

Wednesday 21 December 2011 22:45

Get A New Doctor Quick O.o

Vertas 10

Thursday 29 December 2011 21:12

Ok everything down there looks good. Takes off gloves and walks out. "The doctor will be in shortly"

lantern 6

Thursday 9 February 2012 3:12

Wait until you get to have a prostate exam ;)

mariet_fml 23

Sunday 15 April 2012 18:34

My first ever gynecologist exam was on April Fool's Day, and my doctor works with my mom. So the entire time I was expecting some kind of insanity.

hateevryone 14

Monday 16 April 2012 4:31

I know how you feel. I would prefer if they just shut up while doing it.

kristel10 6

Wednesday 18 April 2012 10:40

Wow, I really think they should teach gynaecologist to not be so awkward

nevarezromero 6

Thursday 19 April 2012 0:39

anyone notice the two cups say I (Heart) ******&Sperm??

ricardo12458 7

Sunday 13 May 2012 4:36

Are you sure the second cup reads I [heart] sperm? It looks different to me.

808ninjas 3

Thursday 19 April 2012 6:34

Pickup line: "I'm a gynecologist, I need to check you for signs of leprosy"

PurpleKicks 22

Saturday 21 April 2012 0:14

that suck... he needs to be fired!!!

Holy_ish 19

Monday 23 April 2012 17:07

A Gynecologist is just a pervert with a medical degree -__-

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