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By Person15 - 26/11/2011 23:13 - United States

Today, I was at the mall and started singing along to the playing of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." A kid glanced at me and said to her mom, "She IS a hippopotamus." FML

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By fatty - 03/08/2010 22:37 - United States

Today, my family and I watched Madagascar 2. When we got to the part where Gloria the hippopotamus is praised for her chunkyness, my little sister looked at me and said, "If you were a hippo, maybe then you would get a date." FML

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By meandme - 04/03/2014 22:55 - Canada - Fort Vermilion

Today, I saw a kid getting bullied; a girl was hitting him in the head. After having an inner struggle with what to do, I tried to stop them. Both kids then turned on me, and called me a "hippo". FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 14:05 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I took my daughter on her first visit to the zoo. While we were watching the lemurs, some kid thought it would be funny to start shouting "MONKEY CUNTS" at them at the top of his voice. Now my daughter refuses to stop repeating the same phrase. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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By Redhead4life - 18/03/2012 00:48 - United States - Miami

Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML

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By cganon - 21/09/2010 12:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, at the supermarket, my mother stopped in the middle of a lane and imitated a gorilla as a way of asking me from far away if I wanted any bananas. FML

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By Momo8612 - 21/04/2017 12:00

Today, while shopping for groceries, a small child pointed at my face and exclaimed : "DOGGIE!" FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2013 04:35 - Canada - Lindsay

Today, while working as a swim instructor, I started singing the hokey pokey to get all the kids used to putting their faces in the water. One of the kids was covering his ears. When I asked him why, he said "because you were singing." He's 3. FML

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Sunday 27 November 2011 1:07

So... you're looking for a mate?

apv0222 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:08

Little kids and their honesty...

Comments

2ndSucks 15

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:27

Kids are horribly honest.

holeyman 8

Sunday 27 November 2011 22:36

Lovin the name and pic. 2nd sucks is on a different album though. Just sayin

bebe088 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:28

Christams spirit

osnapitzjp 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:32

If you ever want an honest opinion, don't ask your best friend, ask a 6 year old kid

Mananda 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:32

I think hippos are cute anyways.

osnapitzjp 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:37

Did you know a hippo can fit a child in its mouth?

Mananda 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:41

Still cute

LinTurk 4

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:42

That might actually come in handy.

Mananda 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:56

Right?

osnapitzjp 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 2:00

I didn't say they weren't cute, I was just stating a fact

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 27 November 2011 2:29

Mom says the hippo would eat me up, but then, teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian.

deviable 9

Sunday 27 November 2011 3:47

Hippos do love to attack people thought. Most dangerous animal in Africa.

slushpup9696 12

Sunday 27 November 2011 10:16

153 - Your "****" Count has reached critical mass!

gracismellaface 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:32

thats so rude

AmbrosiaWriter 17

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:33

Ignore it. The kid was probably looking for attention or trying to be funny, I've had my little cousin say stuff like that in public. Typically a good ear yank or a nose tweek gets the point across to him, of course I bet that kid will end up being grossly overweight due to her mother's indulging her.

bubo_fml 10

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:33

Perhaps a bale of hay then?

SkardeyKat 3

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:41

The kid was probably fatter than you are. I see so many overweight kids these days.

Snafuusmc 12

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:49

Not cool what's wrong with kids these days?

Enslaved 36

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:54

Hippopotamus are one of the most dangerous creatures. Responsible for many people's deaths compared to other animals. :O ***I'd prefer a Water Buffalo because... "Everybody Wants a Water Buffalo"! Any Veggie Tale Fans?(: