By Person15 - 26/11/2011 23:13 - United States

Today, I was at the mall and started singing along to the playing of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." A kid glanced at me and said to her mom, "She IS a hippopotamus." FML
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slushpup9696 12

So... you're looking for a mate?

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liveitup222 1

The sad thing about it is that her mom probably said, "Honey, we don't say things like that, it's mean." and didn't do anything about it. If I did that as a kid, we'd leave the mall all together, and when I got home...oh boy lol

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shift_love 13

Or just 15 years old and trying to sound cool

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ikickgingers 15

... Hip, Hip Hop, Hip Hop anonymous? Damn you!!!!

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marinus_fml 19

Or someone trying to rush to get first comment.smh

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zachherbert 10

Or someone who's a.... CH CH CH CH CHAIN BREAKER!!

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clevarusername 0

Today I went on a run to my buddies house. When I got there I asked for a bottle of water and he told me to grab one out of the fridge. I start chugging only to realize it was vodka and I projectile vomited all inside the fridge and completely covering the leftover thanksgiving turkey. FML

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diamond69_fml 14

Dame dude, that's an FML all in it's self, but YDI for not reading the bottle 1st. Sorry, I had to say it.

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forthelove82 7

YDI. You must be fat.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Fail. Your first comment too.

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graham11 14

108- fail. There is absolutely no stalking involved in seeing who posted the first comment.

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