By zero_minded12 - 21/05/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML
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GHEE_fml 0

Okay, you have got to admit that was pretty damn funny. Think before you act dude XD.

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Luckster 0

Gotta love how these things are designed. XD

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organolithium_fml 9

I really laughed out loud! The illustration is so good!! XDD

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Perry85 42

He doesn't say if the girl still talked to him...some girls are turned on by that lol

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glitteringmoon 4

hahaha! his face on the illustration is priceless!!

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Duceswild99 19

This is toooooo funny. Did you ever go back and correct the misunderstanding?!!??!

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M0nsterz 0

Lol! You don't do that in a public place! Not cool man! There's children there!!!!!!

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JustFMLME 7

Your girlfriend is an idiot if she didnt see the wire attached to your breast pocket. Thank you very much.

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sgtcxelite 11

Wait. You turned it down through your shirt? I never knew that was possible. I can never mess with my iPod through any kind of fabric.. Anyway.. Why wouldn't you take it out of your pocket? Or just take out the ear buds?

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lpro 10

Lol this is the best FML I've ever read. Thank you

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