and btw it is possible to change volume through a shirt pocket, if it's the right kind of material, I do it all the time.

and another thing: who says that just because some comedian told this story, that means that this CANNOT physically happen to somebody else? of course it can! "hey everybody, I just drank dr. pepper, so the next person who says that, is obviously a fake!" get a life

I do that all the time when I'm teasing my girl. She thinks it's hot

Heard of taking it out before??

by far my favorite fml ever I bow to you man

Your FML is basically a massive run-on sentence, followed by a statement, followed by the required "FML." You're gonna go deaf. So this girl, who was nowhere near you (hence why she started to walk towards you), somehow managed to turn down your music, walk towards you, smile, and make you look like you're rubbing your nipple? All while she was still walking? OP, you need better sentence structure.

way to show em!!!!

hahahaha lmfao! :)

that made me laugh ! bwahaha. YDI for not taking ur ipod out of ur pocket

oh gash i laughed for about 5 minutes straight!