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By traumatized - 18/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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By motherdearest - 21/03/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML

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By disturbed2103 - 09/07/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML

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By sammers27 - 19/12/2013 13:48 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, a weird guy in pajama pants and a fake hair-hat kept standing by us at a concert. Everyone talked about what a creep he was. I would have too, but he was my dad. FML

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By amore89 - 28/07/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML

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By DaddysGirl - 16/10/2011 10:36 - Canada

Today, I took the train to visit my parents, which arrives late at night. As I was getting off, the cute guy in front of me looked out the window, then turned to me and said, "Doesn't that guy out there give you the creeps?" That guy was my dad. FML

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By BunniesOnAcid - 03/07/2012 23:01 - United States - Clinton

Today, I was at the airport. I was on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was 4. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to f*ck off. The strange man was my father. FML

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By gloomy - 15/08/2017 20:00

Today, my daughter and I went to the mall. While we were looking for clothes, she walked away from me and touched a man on the arm and smiled and said "Hi!" The man freaked out and screamed at me for letting that "thing" in public and to "wear a condom next time." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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By brenami - 31/12/2010 06:13 - United States

Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML

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Stephai 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 12:05

The hell? You should tell your mom about this... or black mail daddy.

myfishisBOBA 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 12:04

FYL for having a creepy pervert for a father. Did he see you? 0.o

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maxdavies 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 22:20

who the **** put YDI? How the **** could this be your fault?

98_PACKERS 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 3:46

I think your allowance just went up

cindytheg 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 6:53

just talk to him about it first before you do anything..

jen_kay 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 13:30

O_O.. I can see why your user name is Traumatized.

realhorrorshow88 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 21:30

...happy father's day?

Nacirema20 0

Friday 26 June 2009 8:03

#2- AGREED. @ OP: wow, thats really Fûčkëd...

Masta_Blasta 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 9:06

did you say hi?

nikshy2329 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 18:49

dang, i'm sorry. that really sucks, you should def. tell your mom, she has the right to know.

BabbyCakess__09 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 11:23

Duddee, that must really suck. Its soo gross, seeing one of you parents feel up someone, trying to be young much.

cupsie89 0

Friday 29 January 2010 0:05

thats messed up. sorry :(

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