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By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

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By missclitter - 09/04/2012 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend, when I had to go pee. Halfway down the aisle, I tripped, screamed, and fell face-first into some guy. My boyfriend is now accusing me of cheating and "flirting" with every man I see. FML

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By Smirky - 13/02/2017 02:30 - India - Bangalore

Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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Gush gashed

By Anonymous - 29/06/2024 06:00 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I was using a public restroom when the automatic toilet flushed prematurely. The sudden gush of water startled me so much that I jumped up and slipped, hitting my head on the stall door. A concerned stranger had to help me up. FML

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Keep it down

By Andy - 13/05/2012 02:21 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I attended a formal banquet. The host was delivering a speech, when I felt the urge to pee, so I tried to quietly excuse myself. My chair screeched over the floor as I got up, I tripped over my own feet, and I accidentally took the door leading outdoors, where I ended up peeing in shame. FML

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By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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Bladder control

By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 14:00

Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML

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Maybe he's into that...

By pissypants - 25/11/2017 19:00

Today, at the movies on a date, I drank all my soda and waited too long. I couldn't take it anymore and quickly got up, knocking my dates popcorn on the floor, and ran to the bathroom. I didn’t make it and went home in shame. It’s better he thinks I stood him up. FML

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By Peepants - 03/03/2016 23:03 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML

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By toni405 - 21/07/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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Flying disaster

By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I was on a plane when I had to use the bathroom. While pulling up my pants, the flush button got stuck and the water kept running. I tried to fix it, but ended up flooding the bathroom and the aisle. The attendants had to give me a towel and escort me back to my seat with everyone on the plane staring at me. FML

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YaLuckyGal 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 23:13

did you pee on them?

ArtIsResistance7 1

Sunday 11 July 2010 23:21

Movie theater floors are full of surprises! Isn't it 'aisle'? Otherwise I don't know what kind of movie theaters they have in Cali :P

Comments

HappyPickles 11

Monday 12 July 2010 7:05

I'm not sure how I'd respond to having a cute young lady land in my lap during a movie. In general, having it "rain women" (or in this case a woman) in reality would be just too good to be true. And given the quality of your typical Hollywood movie, she wouldn't even have to be cute ... did you have a cuddle with the people you had just used as a cushion? Of course, if the movie was really intense, I probably wouldn't want an unexpected visit - no matter how cute she was (you did say you were cute, didn't you? :o)

luvtolaugh 0

Monday 12 July 2010 7:44

a little clutzy are we?

GhettoMaverick 0

Monday 12 July 2010 9:13

this isn't an FML situation. if u had fallen on the people and then pissed on them that would b a FML situation.

CheeryJoker 0

Monday 12 July 2010 9:51

Today right before I was going to make a move on my girlfriend at the movies some crazy person fell on me and ruined the moment

immabitch 0

Monday 12 July 2010 16:04

LMAO ROTFL SMH LMAO

mrmaks18 7

Tuesday 13 July 2010 0:20

could have been worse you could have fallen over them and carried on falling over the other rows falling through the screen at the bottom peeing all over ending up in hospital with casts and that would have ruined a perfectly good movie