Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on...

By I_Am_The_Edge - 11/06/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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obesecow2012 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 23:29

wtf ydi

_Kaylakurbstomp_ 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 23:29

I don't blame him. I'd chase you with a knife if you had thrown a rock at me too. YDI.

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fullcarbon54 0

Friday 12 June 2009 0:07

You ass this isn't a fml this is a you got proper justice for what u did. 59 - you **** you...

Guyoverhere 0

Friday 12 June 2009 0:08

Ur lucky he didn't have a gun

Aniland 2

Friday 12 June 2009 0:08

I'm proud at the homeless man.

kytie63 0

Friday 12 June 2009 0:08

Lmaooooo. I Could Picture That. Hilarious

s_a1093 0

Friday 12 June 2009 0:08

your a dick head it kinda makes me sad that he didn't catch you

infest0125 0

Friday 12 June 2009 0:09

Well, you're a smart one!

aback 4

Friday 12 June 2009 0:09

Thought he was some little meek guy you could **** with, didn't you? Homeless are like feral humans--don't mess with them.

imlaughingatyou 0

Friday 12 June 2009 0:09

that's cruel to do, both of you.

fullcarbon54 0

Friday 12 June 2009 0:11

Crap! Double post! Gotta hate em!

gradesnotthatbad 0

Friday 12 June 2009 0:11

he, the hobo, was right.

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