By Awie - 20/10/2011 08:26 - Austria

Today, it was our 5th anniversary, so I decided to play a little joke on my girlfriend. Before I gave her the real present, an engagement ring, I gave her a gift-wrapped rolling pin instead. I ended up in the hospital. FML
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PixelNoob 11

It seems like after five years, she'd know you well enough to recognize that it was a gag gift. Unless you've just told her to get back in the kitchen one too many times and she finally snapped...

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mk58 31

Let me guess, she made you shove it up your ass.

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LePwnapple 0

You let a woman beat you up? Pathetic, show her who's boss, domestic abuse FTW

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Levvy 22

Yes, Pwnapple. I am sure he, like everyone who is a victim of violence, was only hospitalized because he chose to be. And if anyone ever hurts you, you better not complain, because that means you chose it too.

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LouisianaBob 9

Don't worry OP your concussion got a laugh out of me

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yoursucklives 36

i'm prepared for negative thumbs, so i'm just gonna say it: i'm from austria too and i love reading fmls from where i live. and i think it's funny what you did. but if i was your girlfriend i wouldn't be too amused either!

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mk58 31

Let me guess, she made you shove it up your ass.

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IntoTheClouds 42

The way I saw it in moderation is that he had a black eye and a broken nose, or something along those lines.

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Braginskyyy 6

It's amazing how reading one comment can probably give you horrible nightmares for weeks.

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Daralea 21

Good news! OP now has store credit at an expensive jewelry store. Bad news: there is no return policy for those 5 years.

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Eggers 2

are you new to the internet 51?

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mk58 31

51, I'm guessing you haven't heard about DocBastard's patient who had a coke bottle stuck up there.

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DreBeezy 9

Lol your picture totally goes with your comment.

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storyofthemonth 0

Wow, it said "and engagement ring" and my comment about it got deleted :/

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laden_swallow09 34

Giving her a weapon for a gift… How else didja think it was going to end up? lols

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pitchblease 2

That's why she didn't get a waffle iron!

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RedPillSucks 31

Brilliant gift idea #47 "Honey, go in the kitchen and make me a samich for our anniversary. By the way, I left you a loaded gun as an anniversary gift. Where the @&%$! is my samich??!!"

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PixelNoob 11

It seems like after five years, she'd know you well enough to recognize that it was a gag gift. Unless you've just told her to get back in the kitchen one too many times and she finally snapped...

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Sonic_boomerang 5

Little bit abusive, you sure you wanna get into that?

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TXjuggalo972 6

Well physco in the head, good in bed... So I'd get in that

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enonymous 8

You had me at 'bitch go make me a pie'

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