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By canadiankc - 04/06/2009 02:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML

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By shitpile - 06/08/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

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By fuck kids - 06/06/2013 18:24 - United States - Binghamton

Today, I went to a water park with a group of friends. As I went down the water slide, some complete turdwaffle of a kid in the water kicked his leg out in line with my crotch. The moment I hit the bottom was the moment I think I became sterile. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2022 11:00 - United Kingdom - Macclesfield

Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML

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By sandyseashells10 - 13/11/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML

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By ow my kidneys - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Germany - Bad Oeynhausen

Today, I went down a water slide. Halfway through, I got stuck behind some kids who were blocking the tube. Seconds later, a big-boned lady crashed into my back. Her solution to break the blockade was to start kicking my back repeatedly as hard as she could. The kids still wouldn't move. FML

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By HorrorByrd - 26/07/2009 20:06 - Canada

Today, I went on the large bungee drop at the West Edmonton Mall waterpark. As I was falling, my bikini top came off. I had to wait for the bungee rope to stop moving and the life guard to release the ankle strap. FML

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TotallyAwesome 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:04

That sucks, but I pet you made a couple of people's days.

zombieman000 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:05

Try one-piece swimsuits.

Comments

karpaltunnell 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:17

Okaaay thats something that always happens to other people, if you know what I mean.

Walt_1990 3

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:18

What is with making people's days here lol. Like I say, the ticket price was well worth it to the viewers now lol. FYL for sure.

ddlovatolover 23

Thursday 12 September 2013 19:54

Anyone else notice that OP's gender is male?

cryssycakesx3 22

Sunday 11 May 2014 8:01

no...

zakkattackrawr 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:20

Nice

karpaltunnell 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:21

Haha I think Its ironic that your username is canadiankc, like isn't it too cold in Canada for waterparks? Or maybe I'm just being American...

skiesofgreen 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 6:40

Right cause the sun just stops shining north of the 49th parallel. Obviously we live in big blocks of ice all year round and can't walk outside without ten layers of clothes. Also I live in a igloo, my Internet connection is a block of ice, and why yes, those colourful pieces of money I carry really are from my monopoly set. You've got to be kidding me. Are your northern states too cold for water slides? Do the people of Washington walk around with scarfs on all year? I think not. Most of Canada has very warm summers, temperatures in the interior regions especially swinging to extremes throughout the year. Not to mention that my corner of Canada doesn't even get more than a few centimetres of snow each winter. Someone needs a head check. Really badly.

damnstopmessinup 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:43

the OP doesn't even live in Canada. HE is from the UK. don't be deceived by a username!

Daffodilly 14

Sunday 26 August 2012 6:09

Is anyone else concerned that HE wears a bikini??

ItsAUnicorn 27

Friday 2 August 2013 15:06

Me too

thesaras 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:22

Don't be obese and you won't be embarrassed by that oh and it's people like you who ruin society.

Melissa92_fml 13

Friday 14 December 2012 11:52

I accidentally voted you up, but it's people like YOU who ruin society.

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:23

WOW. How in the world did you manage that?! D: One-piece swimsuits are your friends on water parks, seriously. Or even a bikini that doesn't unties. Heck, even my bikinis that have strings have an extra loop so crazy stuff like that won't happen. 9_9