Transportation: Today, I was at work when my mother texted me, "You take a nice...

By asdfas - 18/09/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was at work when my mother texted me, "You take a nice picture." I replied, "What picture?" I then got a reply saying, "The one on your speeding ticket showing you going 73 in a 55 mph zone. You're even smiling." FML

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By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, we got a speeding ticket in the mail with my drunk daughter's picture on it. She was waving at the camera. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 14:16 - United States

Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML

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By ticketed - 28/08/2012 16:04 - United States - Bronx

Today, I learned that several thousand people in my state got tickets this month for driving and talking on the phone. My mom called to tell me this while I was driving. I'm now part of that statistic. Thanks, mom. FML

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By tramplily - 17/11/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

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By drivingmecrazy - 13/12/2016 16:54 - United States - Stamford

Today, my mom once again yelled at me for "driving erratically". She texts while driving 70 miles per hour on the highway, but apparently driving through a yellow light is "reckless". FML

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Nice view

By Sexting Parents - 16/11/2012 02:45 - United States - Short Hills

Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 15:17 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML

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Good one, thanks

By MarkTheShark - 12/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, I left work to find a note on my windshield that read, "I think you're cute," with a phone number written down as well. I got super excited and immediately dialed. The phone was answered by a woman laughing hysterically. It was my Mom. FML

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HurriKaty 4

Saturday 19 September 2009 10:01

Your mom is awesome. Also, YDI.

Hotness101 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 9:52

at least you're photogenic!

Comments

KatieWindow 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 10:56

AZ? We have them here in Florida, too. At damn near every traffic light. No more dragging down Monument. -_- They ruin our fun. xDD

Intoxicunt 5

Saturday 19 September 2009 11:08

This is the one time I'm GLAD Tennessee is years behind the times. =)

CheshireHalli 19

Saturday 19 September 2009 15:04

Same with Kentucky, Intoxi.

shelboo_fml 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 11:03

HAHA! My friend was going 95 in a 50 zone and there was a flash. He never did receive anything, though!

shantoast 0

Monday 21 September 2009 20:15

probably didnt have a front license plate. i have a feeling ive gotten out of a couple of camera tickets because i dont have mine on.

purple91 8

Saturday 19 September 2009 11:41

hey at least it is a good picture, right

amatayo 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 12:25

nice she opens mail that has your name on it.

fluffypoo09 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 16:35

the car was probably registered in her parents names, so the ticket got sent to them.

loquita_fml 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 13:30

Well duh,,,? Who would be smiling in that scenario????

lifeinhd 3

Saturday 19 September 2009 13:40

Ha, I did better than that yesterday! I was going 42 in a 25... school zone. That's a $270 ticket. Somehow I got off with a warning though, despite the fact that I'm male, I'm 16, I'm a new driver, and I thought 15 over was reckless driving. MLIG

Jiggles11 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 14:57

that's a 270 dollar fine you could do without you smacktard. Also the whole potentially mowing down people is pretty bad.

lifeinhd 3

Saturday 19 September 2009 17:55

But I _am_ doing without it.

Bullshet 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 15:11

You broke a law, and according to your pic, you were obviously enjoying it. YDI BTW your mom wins!!

plexico 3

Saturday 19 September 2009 15:26

You should have texted to your mom, "I'm glad it wasn't the one of me blowing a hobo in the bus station men's room. Who knew Greyhound used surveillance cameras?"