Work: Today, I was at work at Hollywood Video. A guy came in and left...

By Van - 20/12/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, I was at work at Hollywood Video. A guy came in and left without renting anything. Minutes later, I find human feces between the "Kids" and "Comedy" aisles. FML

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By alwaysxgettingxshitxon - 03/07/2009 00:18 - United States

Today, I was working at the library. Some punks thought it would be funny to shit in a book, close it and return it in the drop box. The fact that it was sitting outside in the ninety degree heat for a couple hours did not help the stench; it was everywhere and I had to clean the mess. FML

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Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2016 23:00 - United States - Kennett Square

Today, I was at work, a grocery store, and my manager came up to me while I was on my lunch break. He told me that a customer said someone in the parking lot had been loitering around the cars. I went outside to investigate and saw a drunk man pooping on the front of a car. That car was mine. FML

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By Kourou - 21/11/2008 12:53 - France

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

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By mallcop - 14/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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By Chris - 25/01/2022 14:01

Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML

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Shitty customers

By Rosie J. - 10/11/2016 02:45 - United States - Leawood

Today, I saw an older gentleman running through my store. I wasn't sure why he was running towards the front door until I looked at the floor and saw a poop trail behind him. The trail went from the front of the store all the way to the back of the store. Guess who had to get the mop and bucket. FML

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Sunday 20 December 2009 13:34

How appropriate. Most of the comedies for kids these days are shit. I guess he could have also chosen to poop in "New Releases."

chux4w 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 13:39

The irony being that it was neither child-friendly nor funny.

Comments

Dj_JlM 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 14:01

FYL but maybe it was a symbol for how he feels about the movie industry.... or hes just a homeless freak XD

fucentarmal 1

Sunday 20 December 2009 14:15

actually i believe this was an act of performance art. a cultural awakening in a small scale guerilla installation, meant as a desperate plea for higher quality in popular entertainment. some people are taking the release of avatar hard, especially when they aren't quite over the popularity of the michael bay movies... ydi for not appreciating the symbolism.

Person1233 12

Sunday 20 December 2009 14:23

The ****?

terrykayez 6

Friday 25 May 2012 3:10

Hahahahahahahahahaha, funniest thing I've read all day. There's art and symbolism and then there's snooty "cultured" people like you literally trying to claim shit IS art.

kurohana_fml 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 14:58

Ever since Hollywood Video changed format and cancelled their awards program, I don't blame the guy.

markssh 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 15:41

Modern-day Aristocrats. FYL. I worked in a Hollywood Video for about 3 weeks before I found another job. What a hell hole.

dreamsmean 3

Sunday 20 December 2009 16:10

OP: i work at Movie Gallery... i can totally believe this.. (for anyone who responds to this, MG and HV are run by the same company, thats why its relevant)

markssh 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 16:24

MG bought out HV, but yeah.

bugmenotmofo 34

Sunday 20 December 2009 16:49

Where did you work yesterday?

gokumania123 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 11:03

LOL

kalel01260 1

Sunday 20 December 2009 17:30

This person clearly had a mental disorder. I feel worse for the guy (a lifetime of being a suffering social outcast) than for you (oh no I had to use a plastic bag once).

jshoes523 0

Monday 21 December 2009 2:53

you don't know who it was so don't jump to conclusions.

alex1432 9

Sunday 20 December 2009 18:46

YDI for using the word feces

bladelix3 1

Sunday 20 December 2009 18:52

omg... never had shit from a person. dogs yeah... who ended up cleaning it up? hollywood does suck, yet five yrs later im still here. (as I'm at work reading the fml.. back to pvs now )