Work: Today, I was at work, when a co-worker began to shake a near...

By jjjjjjmmmmm92 - 20/07/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, I was at work, when a co-worker began to shake a near empty box. Without thinking, I shouted "What if there was a baby in there? You just killed it!" I then remembered she recently suffered a miscarriage. FML

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By R…… - 28/10/2009 22:29 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, we were gathered to be told some bad news. One of our colleagues would be taking indefinite leave because his wife had dropped their newborn baby. I accidentally laughed at the image. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my annoying colleague gasped, wrapped her arms around herself, started sweating, and curled up in a ball crying, "No, no, no" in front of several customers. They accused me of "setting her off", when I blurted out, "Sorry, she gets panic attacks." All I did was say the word "abortion." FML

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By derbyboy - 19/10/2011 05:38 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2010 13:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was selling personalised stockings at work. When handing a customer's order over to her, which had no name on, I joked, "Oooh this is a bit mysterious". She replied, "Actually, it's in memory of the baby I miscarried earlier this year." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2021 17:01 - United States - Wyoming

Today, I started crying at work for absolutely no reason. My pregnant coworker walked up to me and said, "Pregnancy hormones, huh?" I never even told her I was pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 23:38 - United States

Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2010 20:09 - United States

Today, I saw a pregnant woman fall off her moped. As I helped her back up, I asked if her baby was okay. I was then blindsided by her brick of a purse while she screeched, "I'm not pregnant!" FML

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Good

By fistpumpin4life - 10/10/2010 00:51 - France

Today, at work, I asked a lady how she was doing. When she replied, I didn't understand her, and instead of asking her what she'd said, I just replied with, "Oh, that's good." What she'd said that I didn't understand was that her husband had just died. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2015 14:38 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, a week after my miscarriage, my little sister thought it appropriate to wrap her belt around her neck and scream, "Hey look, it's your baby!" FML

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By DUMMIE - 04/03/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, we were working with infant and adult CPR dummies. After practising flawless CPR on the adult dummy, I announced "And that's how you save someone." Then I tripped on the baby dummy and fell. My co-worker stood up and yelled out, "And that's how you kill a baby." FML

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natas_fml 13

Wednesday 21 July 2010 9:06

great job! did you punch her in the stomach afterward too?

te_amo_ily 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 9:05

that's rude

Comments

Sharpiesgirl 1

Saturday 24 July 2010 5:48

wow, you know what, I hope she files a repot for that retarded..totally immature comment. asshole

jordanlite 16

Saturday 24 July 2010 9:00

why would there ever be a baby in a box? you're so dumb.

Churon 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 13:00

lmao

lovablekennyXD 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 15:48

I don't even know what to say about this........

lovablekennyXD 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 15:51

#216 he was just messin with her, but he went a little too far

IStabBabies 0

Friday 20 August 2010 4:09

Douche.

rockarolln89 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 12:44

Says IStabBabies...

Griggy 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 14:22

You insensitive bitch

magicstar 0

Friday 17 December 2010 16:49

your an ass and WHY ON EARTH WOULD THERE BE A BABY IN A BOX WTF YDI

Autoshot 9

Tuesday 5 April 2011 22:56

186 you're definitely right. In many of the girls pics they are clearly trying too hard. And also, who the hell started the FML avatar cleavage trend anyways? Srsly..