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By charlie3289 - 27/10/2013 05:01 - United States

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML
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Top comments

kaprookie 3

Thats what you get you twat, don't you have a conscience?

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Comments

MrGioak 0

I hope you got fired.

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onorexveritas 23

you ******* douche, I'd rob your body of life lmfao

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Kristoffer 35

You deserve it, you filthy thief.

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mintypoison 22

Don't be a dick and that won't happen.

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djr4jtm 0

First tip if you even think about stealing someone's phone - take the battery out or as for an iPhone turn it off or on silent at least You're a retard for stealing someone's phone anyway.

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sportsgirl28 3

karmas a bitch!

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heyred 11

I hope that you got fired and sent to jail. So you post that you're a thief on FML for what? Sympathy? Go kill yourself.

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LullzKitteh 1

ydi for not going into the bathroom to turn the ringer off

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