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well uh OH GOD
it's funny because she finds tv more exciting then sex with you the sex was not nice and moist
man, its all about her CLIT. Penetration alone won't cut... are you 15?
26 u look like a perv haha
26-well you sound like you've got lots of experience. ^,^ lol
actually if you know how to use your **** you don't need to touch the clit, but 90% of guys can't 1. make a girl cum and 2. last more than 10 mins lol sucks to be you guys
alright everyone, 53 seems to be the pro here... even though he looks like a tard?
LOL yes he does
ya, I guess fat girls need lovin too!
lol it's funny you leave a comment like that when you're too self conscious to upload a pic of yourselves. I bet both of you are fat slobs who can't get any lovin period.
just because someone doesn't upload a pic doesn't mean they're self concious about it, I've uploaded pics to the net but not FML. In your case you shouldn't have bothered. You look like an idiot and sound like one too. The ones that brag are the ones that really have no reason too. Nobody wants to hear you insult them as a group. You don't even know who you're adressing-- you're just trolling. Run along.
lol who asked you? didn't realize you were the voice of FML, I should have asked around, huh
#80. you sound like a ******...
#83 is the biggest win of them all
Better get more practice!
more practice my ass! he deserves it for bein wack as shit. n btw I <3 Domo!
Move the TV back out of your room :).
He said he recently moved the TV into the bedroom. So...he was having sex w/o a TV there. Maybe try # 8's suggestion.
You must be extremely bad in bed if she has to watch tv to keep entertained Lol Watch some **** together and learn some new moves rookie
ydi for making her so bored in bed that shed watch tv
What about not watching anything on tv at all? And having only eyes for each other. All these FML's make me feel too old fashioned, what happened to romance? :(
23.. this entire website makes me feel old fashioned. Most of these fmls talk about sex with one's own bf/gf and it's just depressing to see how sex has lost its meaning to most of the world.
well at least she makes noises now so its not as awkward....... kinda.
Apparently he did not make her nice and moist.....
#16 you are really have a sense of humor and guts...lol
haha ^
16, Your pic is a winner!!
lmao! 16 you have officially made my day:)
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Move the TV back out of your room :).
Yes, you did improve in bed -- you brought in the TV! I'm sure your gf is thrilled that you are open to the idea of getting electrical devices involved in your otherwise tedious sex life. You are going to have to demote yourself from the role of boyfriend to being the pimp for a series of vibrators and a series of electro-hydraulic sex contraptions. I can't wait to see you bitch-slap the Orgasmatron 6900 for not showing you da money.