By wellthisisawkward80 - 06/11/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML
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DjeePee 24

Just don't forget who you're going to marry, bro. Let her use her seductive look to catch someone else.

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Tektite 14

Be glad it wasn't your mother in law lol D:

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dragonforerunner 2

No it's a threesome in the making if he plays his cards right. Just make sure to wait till after the wedding.

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UrCapsLockOn 12

so did u get a private dance ?

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perdix 29

It's always good to have options! If your wife gets bitchy or fat after the marriage, you have a hot alternative waiting for you. Don't read too much into a stripper's seductive look, that's part of their job.

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perdix 29

You mean he traded in your mom for your hot aunt?

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princessAj1 6

I hope u get cheated on by your wife even if u even get on for being such an asshole. U think woman Are cards u can trade when u feel like. Men like u are disgusting.

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SHANK_a_F00 4

82, you just got trolled. Welcome to the Interwebz.

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bizarre_ftw 21

*Confetti cannon explodes*

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allard 14

Woah. Harmless joke gone wrong. Oh so wrong. Well played sir. Well played.

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KleeTEE_fml 0

And you know that's their job because...? Ew.

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YayFlameWarz 9

82- I'm quite aware you lack the mental capacity to type three letter words, but please do not use "u" as a substitute for "you" more than thrice in a sentence.

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mrssuarez2011 12

Wow, way to go douchebag. I hope my husband will understand when I "trade" him in for his brother when he gets old and fat. Who would honestly marry you with that mentality? Unless of course you're a great liar and your wife is oblivious which in case poor woman.

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Daralea 21

225: a girl with a sense of humour would.

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Daralea 21

woops, that was 255, not 225. pardon me.

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princessAj1 6

Excuse "u" I can write you I choose not to and what the **** this coming from a person who write "yayflamwarz" as their username.

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Quittrollin 5

@#255 -Double facepalm- How is OP is a douche bag? He *******DID NOT KNOW******* that it was even OP's wife's sister.

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Kenneth08 0

call off your wedding marry the sister easy fix to awkward moment

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DeathBunny218 37

That would create so many more awkward moments and will probably result in the sisters never speaking again.

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japtch 15

Then you have a stripper wife? No thank you.

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leadman1989 15

"Today I was attendingy bachelor party" No ******* shit if you weren't there there would be no party! Should read AT my bachelor party. Also don't **** her and tell her sister it's the "responsible" thing to do blah blah blah... unless you're in Vegas what happens there stays there.

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Trace01m 11

Except herpes.. that shit will come back with you.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Herpes, hangovers, aids, key rings, and sometimes cash (but not often. You're more likely to get one of the others. I would hope for a key ring)

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Torva_fml 16

26-Are you retarded?

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