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By Shiverice - 13/10/2012 11:22 - United States - Battle Creek

Today, I was babysitting four kids. I turned the TV on for them, and set the youngest on my lap. She started giggling and pointing at every single pimple I have, exclaiming "Boo-boo!" This went on for half an hour. FML
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By There there dear - 09/04/2025 12:00 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I hired a babysitter for my two kids for the evening. When I came home, I found her sitting on the floor, crying with a full bowl of popcorn, watching a kids' movie. Apparently, my six-year-old had decided to re-enact every scene from the movie, and she couldn’t take it anymore. I had to hug her and assure her that she was doing a great job. FML
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DocBastard 38

The funniest part is that this youngest kid is 16. Oh, those crazy teens.

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DocBastard 38

The funniest part is that this youngest kid is 16. Oh, those crazy teens.

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DeadxManxWalking 27

I'd say that's actually really cute

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SWhimsynBubbaS 14

Better than someone older going up to you and pointing out all your pimples counting as "nasty break-outs you need to fix" or maybe something even a little worse right?

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perdix 29

Sounds like a *lowers sunlasses* zitty zituation.

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Forlorn420 9

Sounds like *doesn't lower sunglasses* You didn't get the memo bout these jokes

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Ajwc101 24

37 - Thumbs down because your comment is stupid and pointless.

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Metallica36176 16

And you needed to comment that why? That's why they have those fancy vote buttons.

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Kallian_fml 21

50 - Thumbs down because your comment is stupid and pointless.

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holyshitbatman 20

you could always take her off your lap...common sense isn't so common, is it...?

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Metallica36176 16

See that's the first think I thought. Take the kid off your lap and move so she stops. Turn her attention.

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fairieluv04 17

My medication breaks me out, and my two year old did the same thing, once, while I was trying to put him to sleep. I agree it's aggravating. Especially if you can't help it.

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olpally 32

Ugly Betty with pepperoni face?? :/ never a good combo... Those meddling kids... Fyl.

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LYS92 6

Little kids are more honest then we want lol

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JuliannVo 11

*pokes all pimples* must be fun to the kid o-o

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Feverrotes 15

Whenever I see an FML like this, it makes me wonder just how many people from the earliest days of FML are still around - you know, the days when everyone would call out OP for using "proceeded" in the wording of the FML.

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