By Oily - 16/12/2011 09:08 - New Zealand

Today, my 7-year-old daughter came up to me in a noisy mall and said "boo-boo" pointing to her hand. Not paying enough attention, I kissed her hand to make her feel better. She grimaced and said "No dad, bird poo." FML
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seximexi911 10

Dirty mouth? Clean it up!! Hahaha I'm sorry I'm laughing at your expense op. :)

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theunwiseone 4

Well that's a shitty situ........ No??? Oh ok then. If anyone needs me I'll be sitting in the "overused pun corner"

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seximexi911 10

Dirty mouth? Clean it up!! Hahaha I'm sorry I'm laughing at your expense op. :)

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nixter5 18

23 - I just knew someone would say it.

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bubble25_fml 5

40- I just knew someone would say "I just knew someone would say it" to number 23. =__=

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urdirtyolduncle 15

I just knew I was gonna have pancakes this morning.

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n_epic_fail 14

Anyone else hate birds?...

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kareltje 17

LOL! YDI, that's what you get for not listening to your kids!

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cutie1078 5

I think he means he wasn't paying attention to her hand, he obviously cares if she's hurt if he kissed her hand.

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marziscrazy 6

^^ never said he didn't care. Whoever wrote this clearly stated that the op should listen to his kids.

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GabbyCharityM 0

It said in the FML that they were in a noisy mall. If you have a life and have ever been to a mall, you'd know how hard it is to hear people sometimes. OP was listening, but didn't hear correctly.

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castlebabii 6

Hah maybe next time you should care if your daughters hurt or something!!

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Blueglasscup 18

Your DP summarises how I reacted to the FML.

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Llama_Face89 33

It was in a loud mall...a kid saying bird poo can easily be mistaken for boo boo. Especially if the guy is paying attention to his kid and (I'm assuming) Christmas shopping.

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

34- y are u talking about double penetration?

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somerandomdude19 2

Time to buy sum orbit :)

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britthath 0

pay more attention to your child, ydi

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cosmosis 12

... Geezus! Another one!! In a NOISEY shopping centre with people and alot of background noise, and usually the soft voice of a child, bird poo can sound alot like boo boo!

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ninjabird1 0

Someone is going to be using a lot of toothpaste and mouthwash. (:

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WCARlover 34

Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbitz...just figured I'd finish what 1 was trying to say

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that1guy1 13

No need, I think we all know where they were going with it.

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theunwiseone 4

Well that's a shitty situ........ No??? Oh ok then. If anyone needs me I'll be sitting in the "overused pun corner"

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Feklfekl2222 32

Queue the 20 comments seriously saying that pun without checking for comments like this first.

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jackassiddy 8

8- Reading your comment was like a breath of fresh air after nearly drowning in a pool of shitty ass comments..

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