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Change your locks. Send him the bill. And if he argues, press a trespassing suit against him. This is incredibly far out of bounds UNLESS it's something like "I borrowed the key from your Mom so I could sneak these flowers onto your table for our anniversary, as a surprise". Sneaking creepiness? Yeah. He's buying you a whole new set of locks at the hardware store, and he's NOT getting a key...nor is he getting to borrow your keys, ever again. I bet he "borrowed" your car...to take the keys straight to a locksmith and get a copy.
If you guys break up, he'll never be gone.
It's time to call the ghost busters
I'd like to think maybe he was trying to plan some romantic or b-day surprise, but copying a key without permission is way out of line no matter what is going on. If the relationship is not serious enough for someone to have a key of their own, (or to borrow a key from- or be let in by- a key-holding friend or relative), then such a surprise is simply inappropriate. If still up for it, plan it at one's own place. No need to go to creepy-stalker status.
time to talk with him
That's concerning.
Time to change the locks......... like right now!!!!!!!
that guy must be drinking too much vodka.
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Confiscate his key and keep an eye on yours. That's creepy.
Have a serious talk with him?