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Probably *was* her boyfriend. That's some creepy shit, sounds like you're pretty early on in the relationship too so good thing you caught him now and not later down the track.
#trustissues
thats creepy
Unless in the extremely unlikely event you've already given a key to someone else outside the house, like a relative, and he borrowed it to plan a surprise party--which sounds like a sitcom plotline--there is no acceptable reason for how he could've gotten this key. If he has stolen one key without your knowledge, he probably has copies. Change your locks immediately and figure out how you want to deal with this guy. Please don't make the mistake of minimizing this obsessive and frightening behavior. That voice in your head telling you this is creepy and scary, the one that he's gonna argue away with any number of "reasonable" sounding explanations? Listen to that voice before this escalates.
I'm with you, 56. This is a massive red flag. There is something very wrong with this guy.
He most likely "borrowed" her car keys and ran out to get a copy made. "Hey, can I borrow your car to run to the store? Mine is (pick reason here) today." And then copied every dang key on it that he could. Definitely time to dump him, at the least...and definitely time to make HIM pay for any locks that get replaced.
Maybe he was planning a surprise for you when you came home... And had a copy made of your key so he could do so??? Maybe?? Who am I kidding..
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Confiscate his key and keep an eye on yours. That's creepy.
Have a serious talk with him?