Love: Today, I was bitched out by my shrew of a mother for getting...

By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 09:06 - United States - Pomona

Today, I was bitched out by my shrew of a mother for getting engaged, to a man. She's not homophobic, but rather pissed off because gay marriage is "trendy" and she wants me to be "above that nonsense". Hurray for love. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2022 10:00

Today, I told my mom that I’m a lesbian. She was fine with it, supported me 100%, and it was a huge relief, until she followed up with, “Until you find a husband, then you’ll obviously have to stop all that.” The reason I even told her is because my girlfriend just proposed to me, and we’re engaged. FML

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Denial

By TedX - 19/08/2020 20:07

Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML

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By EvilMother - 14/09/2012 00:57 - United States - Hinsdale

Today, after having a long talk with my mother about LGBT rights, she told me that she was totally open. I felt completely relieved, being gay myself. Seconds later, she said, "But not for you. I want you to find me a nice girl that can give me lots of grandkids." FML

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Really? In 2022?

By Anonymous - 04/05/2022 18:01 - United States

Today, I was busy going over wedding plans with my fiancé, when my mother called. Apparently, she wants me to "drop the joke" about this "fake engagement", because she was under the impression I was only dating a white guy to piss her and dad off, and was now getting carried away with it. FML

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The matchmaker

By Anonymous - 29/09/2022 07:30

Today, my mom has been aggressively trying to get me to marry one of her coworkers, who is around my age. Apparently she loves her like the daughter she always wanted, and since it would be silly to adopt her; she is determined she will be her daughter-in-law instead, whether I like it or not. FML

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Denial

By Unhappy32 - 17/01/2022 11:01

Today, my homophobic mother is arranging to set me up with a wealthy 46 year-old man who has agreed to marry me. I’m 19, a lesbian, and I’ve been in a committed relationship for the past couple of years. My mother will stop at nothing. This is the fourth guy she's tried to set me up with. FML

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Just the tip

By Anonymous - 15/06/2023 22:00

Today, my mother is mad at me because I dared, yes DARED, to go out with a girl who stands up to her instead of just meekly doing what she tells her. Which should tell you exactly what sort of woman my mother is, so you know this FML is just the tip of my lifelong misery iceberg. FML

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By snazz23 - 02/05/2016 21:12 - United States - Bastrop

Today, I got engaged to the most wonderful man in the world. I excitedly called my mom to tell her the great news, thinking she'd be excited too. Her only response? "Oh." FML

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Casual

By Eagle - 26/01/2010 06:05 - United States

Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML

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Not an ally, then

By acorn - 08/08/2009 23:59 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my mother making arrangements to go to a dinner tonight where I will be honored for my political activism. She made it clear she's only going for me, and does NOT support the gay rights group that is putting the dinner on. I was planning on coming out after dinner. FML

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Reider022 16

Wednesday 23 December 2015 19:30

Tell her she should celebrate Easter now rather than Xmas because that's to trendy

TheNewGuy03 28

Wednesday 23 December 2015 19:29

Well, informing her that she's actually homophobic will certainly ruffle her feathers.

Comments

zarrganaut 17

Wednesday 23 December 2015 21:40

Better let my sister know her getting married to her fiancé is trendy. They've only been together for five years, so I guess waiting another five when gay marriage isn't trendy, they can have at it... Your mom is dumb, op. I'm sorry she doesn't support you.

GeorgiaBea 28

Wednesday 23 December 2015 22:11

Tell her to eff off. Congrats!

katluvr 22

Wednesday 23 December 2015 22:18

Wish I could wave a magic wand and change the world for you. I'm still waiting to be crowned Queen of the World, when I will make common sense common.

kampuchea 6

Wednesday 23 December 2015 22:24

Well just be above that nonsense then. I mean HER nonsense. Congrats, OP!

BMBBball31 15

Wednesday 23 December 2015 23:22

I was pleasantly surprised to not find any homophobic comments.

emeraldisle 30

Thursday 24 December 2015 0:42

They've been moderated.

MikaykayUnicorn 36

Thursday 24 December 2015 3:34

Yeah, they got moderated and every reply to them was deleted.

Allornone 35

Thursday 24 December 2015 4:27

and it looks like the users that made them were banned. yay fml staff for keeping the the peace and general fun tone of the site. inflammatory hate is not tolerated

BellaP13 24

Wednesday 23 December 2015 23:34

Congrats! Forget her, I'm sure she'll get over it.

PuppiesKisses 15

Wednesday 23 December 2015 23:52

And here I was thinking most gay guys have an above average relationship with their mothers. Sorry for stereo typing! Congratulations and I wish the two of you lots of love and happiness.

MikaykayUnicorn 36

Thursday 24 December 2015 3:35

Many people who are gay are rejected by their families. Most don't have a relationship with their parents at all.

redheadedmonster 24

Wednesday 23 December 2015 23:59

So sorry to hear your mom is being less than supportive. Hopefully with time she'll come around and see you two do really care for each other and you're not getting married just because you can. If not so sorry but don't let her mean spirit get in the way of a happy life with your fiancé. But Congrats Op couldn't be happier for you!