It came from outer space

By Martian man - 23/11/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I saw the woman I asked out last month in a relationship with another guy. She rejected me because she “wanted to focus on herself.” I texted her and asked why she had lied to me. She responded with, “Okay, you caught me. But can you blame me? I’m not attracted to butt ugly Martian-looking men.” FML
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By Heal my butt smh - 24/09/2023 18:02 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I’ve been waiting for the girl I love to break up with her boyfriend so I could ask her out. It finally happened; however she said she wanted time to heal before she started getting involved with guys again. I respected that decision. There’s just one problem. I saw her in town, hand in hand with another man. FML
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Hangryko 31

"No" was all she had to tell you, and all you have to accept.

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GoogieWithers 22

She obviously had to come up with an 'excuse' to turn you down. Why would you just not accept no as an answer?

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Hangryko 31

"No" was all she had to tell you, and all you have to accept.

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copalolita 12

Wow. Shallow and a liar to boot? You dodged a bullet like the Matrix. You deserve bettet than that disrespectful shallow cee u next tuesday. Watch. When her hot looking man dumps her like a hot potato she’ll come crawling back to you. Don’t give her a time of day. Find someone who respects you.

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FluffythePink 22

Don't forget your Fedora on your way out, mate.

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copalolita 12

Curious to see how calling out someone in the wrong makes me an “incel?”

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Yudith 24

Hello Benedict Cumberbatch! I'm sure you'll find your match!

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GoogieWithers 22

She obviously had to come up with an 'excuse' to turn you down. Why would you just not accept no as an answer?

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BloodyButUnbowed 30

Dude, you're demonstrating why she lied. She lied to spare your feelings, because of the chance you'd react like this. Your angry text confirmed she'd made the right decision by lying in person.

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copalolita 12

She didn’t spare his feelings at all. She blatantly insulted him when he called her out on her BS. She’s a liar and he deserves way better.

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copalolita 12

What part of “She lied” do you not comprehend? The OP was the one wronged. He asked someone out, they declined saying they “wanted to focus on themselves” and then dates someone else. They’re a hypocrite and a liar and OP felt like it was a slap in the face. Wouldn’t it be a slap in the face for you too if someone rejected you and made up some shitty excuse only for them to fall back on their word and chose someone else? She could have just said “I’m not interested in dating you because X Y or Z” and not lied and made herself look like a bitch. Hopefully this is able to clarify your lack of reading comprehension skills.

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