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By HeatoN - 22/12/2008 01:44 - Germany

Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2015 05:03 - United States - Denver

Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2017 21:00 - Canada - Jansen

Today, I was talking to a girl online and she stopped talking to me abruptly after seeing my picture. FML

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By Anon - 21/04/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML

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By Death By Parent - 19/07/2014 22:38 - United States

Today, I was browsing the People of Walmart site, chuckling at all the weirdos on there, when I came across a picture of my mom. FML

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By anonymous - 21/11/2009 08:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML

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By Twilightsux - 31/01/2010 03:20 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML

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By darkman28 - 07/04/2009 05:21 - United States

Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2021 13:01 - United Kingdom - Watford

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after she found a disgusting and perverted porn site on my internet history. What was this site? Reddit. FML

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By krt - 03/10/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

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Thursday 5 March 2009 22:25

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder?

Thrice 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 18:14

#4 beauty is in the eyes of the beerholder*

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TiffGreen 11

Thursday 20 June 2013 1:58

Well is she ugly?

Rhondaplp 11

Sunday 4 August 2013 12:29

Hang on.. I just went on the website and it's ****! Hahaha oh well guess I'm just going to have to ********** rather then laughing at ugly people

Ugi 26

Tuesday 3 December 2013 16:15

I'm sure you're with her because you want to be - don't worry what anyone else thinks or says. You do what makes you happy.

MissMiranda93 7

Wednesday 15 January 2014 19:24

I know this is from a really long time ago but I just went to the website and it was porno.

DarthIronbat 5

Sunday 9 March 2014 15:20

Well at least it isn't you

lunacorn 11

Tuesday 1 April 2014 8:49

Why were you one there in the first place?

INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

Saturday 3 May 2014 5:11

oh dear lord, its a **** site !!! my eyes!!

itsdefective 3

Monday 4 August 2014 16:03

Don't go to uglypeople.com

roxar_fml 16

Monday 2 March 2015 22:17

I went to the website and it redirected to a **** website fml

Magmashift 11

Wednesday 20 April 2016 0:03

were up upset that someone had put her on uglypeople.com or that your girlfriend was ugly

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