Intimacy: Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my... - FML

By HeatoN - 22/12/2008 01:44 - Germany

Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2015 05:03 - United States - Denver

Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2017 21:00 - Canada - Jansen

Today, I was talking to a girl online and she stopped talking to me abruptly after seeing my picture. FML

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By Anon - 21/04/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML

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By Death By Parent - 19/07/2014 22:38 - United States

Today, I was browsing the People of Walmart site, chuckling at all the weirdos on there, when I came across a picture of my mom. FML

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By anonymous - 21/11/2009 08:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML

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By Twilightsux - 31/01/2010 03:20 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML

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By darkman28 - 07/04/2009 05:21 - United States

Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2021 13:01 - United Kingdom - Watford

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after she found a disgusting and perverted porn site on my internet history. What was this site? Reddit. FML

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By krt - 03/10/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

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l33tm0nk3y 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 22:25

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder?

Thrice 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 18:14

#4 beauty is in the eyes of the beerholder*

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misstaylatot 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 23:46

it is a real site. its not .com though. its uglypeople.se

ninja1983 6

Wednesday 29 July 2009 9:01

yes, it is a **** site

rawrimapenguin 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 1:40

me too. XD

NoahLou 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 9:06

FYI uglypeople.com is a site for people who are tired of looking at ugly people. All the women on there are pretty and half naked. Look it up.

123g33yan123 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 22:15

thanks alot!*sarcasm* i thought it actually was a site for ugly people. Now i have **** in my web history.

ohmeohmyy 0

Friday 21 August 2009 1:37

Oh Thanks, now theres a **** site on my history.

Deeno15 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 22:48

omg same, now i have **** on my history

ninjb 0

Friday 9 October 2009 21:55

You're just TRYING to get us to look at ****, are'nt you?

ocean_obsession 3

Friday 9 October 2009 22:16

oh great job. now i have **** on my history

Makaloraii 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 21:16

And how mother ******* hard it is to click the CLEAR HISTORY BUTTON. All of you shut the **** up. If you're complaining about **** in your history, you either: A - Are too young to be on fmylife.com and should go back to mommy, or B - Are too ******* stupid to be discreet and clear history. **** all of you. Get the **** off.

Bloonbloon 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 4:10

actually, it's more like, " Today I was looking at **** and trying to find nude pictures of my gf. FML"

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Today, I vented to my friend about how unhappy I am and how I want to kill myself. What did she say? "Don't do that." That was it. FML

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