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By Death By Parent - 19/07/2014 22:38 - United States

Today, I was browsing the People of Walmart site, chuckling at all the weirdos on there, when I came across a picture of my mom. FML

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You deserved it 7 926

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2015 05:03 - United States - Denver

Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML

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You deserved it 18 072

By disturbed2103 - 09/07/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 755

You deserved it 9 096

By krt - 03/10/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

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You deserved it 7 805

By HeatoN - 22/12/2008 01:44 - Germany

Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML

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You deserved it 7 355

By sonofmilf - 17/05/2009 05:46 - United States

Today, I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers called a code pink in aisle 22, which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hearing about how hot she was, I went over to see her for myself. It was my mom. FML

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You deserved it 6 409

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By CrescentSelene - 23/12/2019 20:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML

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You deserved it 251

By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 21:09 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML

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You deserved it 47 765

By dylanhollis - 17/01/2014 12:49 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 807

You deserved it 9 187

By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

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You deserved it 4 199

By Disturbed son - 16/09/2018 01:30

Today, my mother sent a picture that was meant for her husband. I cannot unsee what I have seen. FML

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You deserved it 202

PhoenixMartinez 30

Sunday 20 July 2014 12:11

What was she on there for?

PoptartsKid 13

Sunday 20 July 2014 12:12

Thank god it wasn't another "less appropriate" site at least!

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TheBurdenOfLife 9

Sunday 20 July 2014 17:05

Tell me if you see my mom's picture.

Liiiiiiiiike 15

Sunday 20 July 2014 17:32

Well at least she wasn't on a dirty site.

TwentyFourBeerz 18

Monday 21 July 2014 15:15

Lmao this is worse..

TheLastSerenade_fml 13

Sunday 20 July 2014 18:23

haha

the_boyo_cgw 10

Sunday 20 July 2014 18:29

don't feel bad op my step mom is on there too

wickedalwayswins 7

Sunday 20 July 2014 18:36

That... is the mother of all embarrassing moments.

milakokkia 5

Sunday 20 July 2014 19:09

Oh please tell me she's "A Snug Fit" from 7/18 :) That would be stupendous :)

seemetrot_fml 16

Sunday 20 July 2014 19:18

Thank you for introducing me to my new favourite website.

RANDALL4801 11

Sunday 20 July 2014 19:29

Ok this is actually pretty funny lol

davek 36

Sunday 20 July 2014 20:54

Yo momma so fat...

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 20 July 2014 21:39

Aww.

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Today, my ex-girlfriend from several years ago texted me. We were having a pleasant conversation until she asked me to give advice. Apparently, her current boyfriend is incapable of talking dirty, fingering, and other sexual aspects. She asked me to give him advice and pointers. FML

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Today, my old boss is such an arsehole that not only did he fire me last week, he completely forgot about firing me and when he saw me in the shop as a customer, he yelled at me for being late and out of uniform. I swear his mother didn’t birth him, she shat him out the other hole. FML

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You deserved it 86

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Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML

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You deserved it 6 131

Today, I rented a car via an app for a family function. Turns out it was in default and was repossessed while I was there. I had to ride three hours back home with my girlfriend's dad, who probably thinks I don't pay my bills. FML

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You deserved it 135

Today, my sister and I were having a slumber party in my room since my parents left on a trip. They left my grandparents here to watch us. It was past bed time and we started hearing some strange noises through my floor. We thought it was the radio. Turns out my grandma is a screamer. FML

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Today, I got a phone call from a number I didn't recognize. It was a man with a speech impediment, and I began imitating him. He was the manager of a store I applied at. He wanted to arrange an interview. FML

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Today, my wife complained about her job and brought up an idea to start our own business and move out of this small town. It was the exact same idea I got yelled at for bringing up 15+ years ago. Now my health is bad, near retirement, and can't get off insurance. FML

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You deserved it 82

Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML

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