Intimacy: Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history....

By Nickname - 28/07/2011 02:02 - United States

Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2015 18:17 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I checked my son's browser history, as he's been acting strangely around his computer recently. I found several bizarre Google searches, including but not limited to: "unicorn dick-farts", "sharting kittens", and "can you get AIDS from Asians?" What the fuck is wrong with him? FML

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By b…… - 28/09/2023 22:00

Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML

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By dadisgoatboy - 11/06/2011 06:37 - Switzerland

Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML

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By NiquetChrome - 14/04/2013 23:18 - France

Today, I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard gave me a good idea of his browsing history. FML

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By Hank-T4 - 11/10/2015 11:45 - Australia - Truganina

Today, while looking through my son's browser history, I found a Google search for "stop looking in my history u nosey cunt". I swore last week that I don't invade his privacy, so I can't even punish him for the bad language without looking like a lying bastard. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2018 06:00

Today, I secretly turned off the internet to see what my kids would do. Barely 10 minutes later, I caught my oldest son masturbating to a photo of my sister in a bikini because, as he put it, "A man has needs and the internet's fucked." FML

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By Misskittygal14 - 16/11/2017 15:00

Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML

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By anonymousyo - 24/04/2015 22:04 - United States - Vacaville

Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 05:19 - United States

Today, I tried to go to my Hotmail account on my boyfriend's computer. When I typed in "hot", a big history list came down. It was all "Hot single mom looking for a good lay" Craigslist ads. FML

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Thursday 28 July 2011 9:06

Ah...time for the birds and bees talk...along with a spelling lesson..

SCREAM4meeee 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 11:38

meh, sometimes I get tired of looking at girls so some nice looking grills get me pretty excited...

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EZ2XLR8 7

Friday 29 July 2011 1:58

Well... you didn't expect a 12 year old to be a perfect speller did you? You can't say you were perfect at spelling at 12. Most kids aren't. Nobody in the world can spell every word perfectly, no matter how smart, or what degree you got. That's why they have spell check, which actually decreases how well people can spell, studies universities have done, have proven it. But given the word your son spelt wrong... he could have easily figured that one out.

flakitaa22 0

Friday 29 July 2011 2:08

LMAO. i Have a similar story, i used the computer after my 12 year old brother and what would come up in the history was "neked wemen" , "nued girls" or "Nacked Senila Gomes" xD

Hoksta 8

Friday 29 July 2011 3:50

Sounds like it is time for someone to put a password on the computer, and keep better track of someones computer time.

flakitaa22 0

Friday 29 July 2011 7:15

naah. i never told him or my parents that that had come up, he's a boy. let him him be. it's completely normal.

carlycar97 0

Friday 29 July 2011 2:37

what a dumbass

badactor009 0

Friday 29 July 2011 2:44

newsflash mom. if he can't find **** on the Internet by 12 he is behind the power curve. He is not competitive with his peers and you will be supporting his **** lovin' ass the rest of your life. Forget about the ****, that's normal. Pay attention to his school work and lend a hand there. if you had been doing your job he would know how to spell common words like girls, gang and blonde.