By Anonymous - 22/05/2015 18:17 - United Kingdom - Romford

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Today, I checked my son's browser history, as he's been acting strangely around his computer recently. I found several bizarre Google searches, including but not limited to: "unicorn dick-farts", "sharting kittens", and "can you get AIDS from Asians?" What the fuck is wrong with him? FML
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Danichaney 15

At least he's curious. I mean, who knows what you'll find when you look up unicorn dick-farts?

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KitchKraft 21

That's a little screwed up. No, that's very screwed up. Deal with this now before it becomes a problem.

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imyy 20

Come on, it's not like we all haven't searched for some crazy stuff just because we saw some weird comment somewhere...

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nesteremily 31

Blame the internet

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Sandman366 6

You've never really looked at the internet, have you, 58?

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nesteremily 31

Nah just the truth lol

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gte225 11

I said that because blaming the internet instead of paying more attention is as bad as "Blame Canada!" in the South Park movie. At least that's what I think.

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KitchKraft 21

That's a little screwed up. No, that's very screwed up. Deal with this now before it becomes a problem.

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Econforthwin 15

Yeah this needs to be a priority, otherwise the future of that boy is looking very odd.

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tdawg91 17

Oh don't act like your google history is all school assignments, we've all googled some weird shit

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Econforthwin 15

Oh of course but sharting kittens is a standard deviation or two away from most histories.

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Angelkisses130 26

He's just being a kid, looking up random shit. It won't be a problem, everyone looks up weird stuff

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iop330 22

After that I would probably add "Brain Bleach" to the history.

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Danichaney 15

At least he's curious. I mean, who knows what you'll find when you look up unicorn dick-farts?

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daltond27 10

I found a drawing of a unicorn with a penis on its head and pooping rainbows

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tantanpanda 26

that's what the incognito tab is for.

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jackipdoc 31

Unicorn dick-farts must have been pretty vile to **** up his brain that bad

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may14th 26

there's worse things he can be looking up on the Internet.

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PokeyPorcupine 18

I do believe your son is what us "professionals" call an active imagination.

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Vestin 18

#8: This needs to be taken care of immediately! If left untreated, it might lead to a condition known as "creativity" later on in life D:!

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clitoria 15

Probably just random shit he heard on the Internet. Most of the things I see and hear, especially nowadays, are pretty darn cringe worthy.

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