Intimacy: Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history.... - FML

By Nickname - 28/07/2011 02:02 - United States

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Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2015 18:17 - United Kingdom - Romford

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Today, I checked my son's browser history, as he's been acting strangely around his computer recently. I found several bizarre Google searches, including but not limited to: "unicorn dick-farts", "sharting kittens", and "can you get AIDS from Asians?" What the fuck is wrong with him? FML

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By b…… - 28/09/2023 22:00

Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML

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By dadisgoatboy - 11/06/2011 06:37 - Switzerland

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Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML

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By NiquetChrome - 14/04/2013 23:18 - France

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Today, I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard gave me a good idea of his browsing history. FML

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By Hank-T4 - 11/10/2015 11:45 - Australia - Truganina

Today, while looking through my son's browser history, I found a Google search for "stop looking in my history u nosey cunt". I swore last week that I don't invade his privacy, so I can't even punish him for the bad language without looking like a lying bastard. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2018 06:00

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Today, I secretly turned off the internet to see what my kids would do. Barely 10 minutes later, I caught my oldest son masturbating to a photo of my sister in a bikini because, as he put it, "A man has needs and the internet's fucked." FML

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By Misskittygal14 - 16/11/2017 15:00

Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML

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By anonymousyo - 24/04/2015 22:04 - United States - Vacaville

Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 05:19 - United States

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Today, I tried to go to my Hotmail account on my boyfriend's computer. When I typed in "hot", a big history list came down. It was all "Hot single mom looking for a good lay" Craigslist ads. FML

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txgirl2013 14

Thursday 28 July 2011 9:06

Ah...time for the birds and bees talk...along with a spelling lesson..

SCREAM4meeee 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 11:38

meh, sometimes I get tired of looking at girls so some nice looking grills get me pretty excited...

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ninjaghost2013 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 20:34

maybe he meant to spell it that way so if u came in he could say he was searching something else and the Internet brought up "nude grills or hot grills"

jeremy916 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 20:34

love me some BBQ

justanotherbird 19

Thursday 28 July 2011 21:22

Did anyone else just google image search "nude grills" to see what came up?

SinfulRose 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 21:24

Lmfao xD that's so funny

tjsomethin 9

Thursday 28 July 2011 21:34

Hot grills with huge sausages in them.. Damn

preppychicka97 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 21:36

^you are why I wish I could favorite people(;

dragon81 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 21:54

everyone knows you find **** by typing sexy bitches

redmnky21 8

Thursday 28 July 2011 22:04

its ok at least google will correct his spelling

Calyx_fml 21

Thursday 28 July 2011 22:24

At least you know he's not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Just easier.

Akuma035 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 22:25

he wanted to learn how to be a cook like daddy when there's a cookout!

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