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By cocokiss410 - 28/07/2011 04:34 - United States

Today, while I was at work, a co-worker watched while some kid stole the radio out of my car. FML

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By foretwintie - 06/06/2009 11:18 - Canada

Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By kellthryn - 17/03/2020 23:00

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Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML

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By Donezoo - 08/01/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML

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By Florida - 24/11/2016 03:04 - United States - Winchester

Today, when I went to work, my nice coworker gave me a gift basket. And cookies. I had to tell him that I caught his kid keying my car last night. FML

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By smileytheface - 06/12/2011 03:54 - United States

Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was installing wireless surveillance cameras outside my workplace. Before mounting them, I pointed them around the building to make sure there was a good signal and picture. I got inside to the monitor just in time to see a kid steal one of the cameras. FML

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By unsurprised - 28/02/2010 10:51 - United States

Today, I visited my friend in a nasty part of town. When I saw the shattered window of the car next to me, and the missing stereo, I moved my car to a safer location. Luckily, though, I have a common car, so the thieves were able to jimmy the lock and steal my stereo without making any noise. FML

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nerdness 2

Thursday 28 July 2011 12:02

what an ass! fyl! :/

regsworld11 2

Thursday 28 July 2011 12:19

Well at least they didn't steal your car instead. But the co-worker SHOULD have said something to you.

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nerdness 2

Thursday 28 July 2011 12:02

what an ass! fyl! :/

TheRealPeter 6

Thursday 28 July 2011 12:40

Nhyeayeayeayeyayeyea

honeysuckel 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 15:00

a Justin Bieber song was probably playing. Roses are red, Violets are blue, If Justin Bieber wins another award, Well, Kanye, you know what to do

F2M2L 5

Friday 29 July 2011 6:16

wait how the hell do you steal a radio out of a car?

Absurd101 0

Friday 29 July 2011 6:53

70 easy take a sledgehammer and hit the car til it falls out

vinzk_fml 6

Thursday 28 July 2011 12:02

You have to agree, it is funny.

takeapieandrun 9

Thursday 28 July 2011 13:28

No it's not.

Mysanitywins 10

Thursday 28 July 2011 13:33

Would you laugh if it was your car? I sure as hell wouldn't.

MCVelvet1497 3

Thursday 28 July 2011 12:02

At least you still have your car.

hoodasswhitekid 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 19:18

Morris is at it again!

cptcook 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 20:41

I mean they coulda stole your car and left the radio.... catch 22, be happy you aren't walking home...

xtise 2

Thursday 28 July 2011 12:14

Would you like it back?

mike410 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 23:40

your retarded

Rodrigue_fml 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 8:28

lmao

regsworld11 2

Thursday 28 July 2011 12:19

Well at least they didn't steal your car instead. But the co-worker SHOULD have said something to you.

Tesaatje 12

Thursday 28 July 2011 12:21

I agree with #5

regsworld11 2

Thursday 28 July 2011 12:24

Why thank you ;)

Laterial 3

Thursday 28 July 2011 12:26

It's a conspiracy!

chaoticnh 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 17:12

****, I thought I had a original pic

Laterial 3

Thursday 28 July 2011 22:31

Lol, oh wow. it's a small world after all

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Thursday 28 July 2011 12:28

Employee of the month is.....Jim "the asshole co-worker that watches other peoples cars get broken into and does absolutely nothing about it" Johnson!!! (the names have been changed to protect the innocent)

Bluedoom 8

Thursday 28 July 2011 12:29

I wld kick dudes ass and take his stereo.

Sliim_Shaady 6

Thursday 28 July 2011 15:15

Try something in english next time...

bananaburger 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 12:38

it was a co workers friend? ?

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