By Pandamomma - 21/07/2014 12:58 - United States - Dunn

Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML
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hi. OP here. I said FML because I ended up having to apologize and act as if I was sincere. I failed miserably and ended up laughing hysterically. I did feel a little bad.

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brainymes 30

Since when is it a crime to carry a four month old?!

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ZomBgal 12

I don't see how this is an FML for you, but it's funny. That couple deserved it, they should keep remarks like that to themselves.

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gshocker20 21

He's four MONTHS old, so their comment was even worse.

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sunnyray812 42

Oh, god! I put years instead of months! Sorry, folks.

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meepingoreos 6

You can walk at four years old… the baby was four MONTHS old.

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sunnyray812 42

#73 I know a child can walk at four years. I just accidentally typed years instead of months. It was an honest mistake.

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tygerarmy 35

I originally misread the FML as four years, and while a 4 YEAR old can walk they get really tired after a long strenuous day, so even if it had been a four year old the older couple would've been wrong.

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sunnyray812 42

#135 That is also true. And holding a child is not spoiling.

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barfcannon 24

People who give unsolicited parenting advice deserve to get baby puke on them.

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skittyskatbrat 19

Hope you told them that you'd apologize, but you didn't want to spoil them.

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TheNewGuy03 28

A thoroughly appropriate response by the kid. I realize that we Americans have the freedom of speech or what have you, but every now and then, people should bite their tongues and shut their ***** up.

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BritSkits 22

Couth? They have next to none. Tact? Even less.

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Goblin182 26

I accidently hit You Deserve It. I meant to hit They Deserve It. They should mind their own business. Hope you high fived your son.

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howsthisforaname 34

Awesome timing. They were proberley from the stick your baby in a pram and leave them outside school of parenting.

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