By Pandamomma - 21/07/2014 12:58 - United States - Dunn

Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML
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hi. OP here. I said FML because I ended up having to apologize and act as if I was sincere. I failed miserably and ended up laughing hysterically. I did feel a little bad.

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brainymes 30

Since when is it a crime to carry a four month old?!

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gay_flavored_cx 16

What the hell is it supposed to do if you're not supposed to carry it? Roll around. Even if the baby knows how to crawl those floors are probably disgusting! And how is it spoiling the child, if it's only 4 MONTHS old. I would understand if it was years. But months

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Gremlinswife 13

I think you quite possibly have the smartest child on the planet!

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gengecat 12

I would have laughed and told them it serves u right

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princessofthedrk 13

I don't think your life sucks or you deserve it, but think this is AWESOME!!! Although if I had gotten barfed on that would suck. Lol

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sleepyglowstar 32

This actually isn't a **** your life. It's a "your kid is a ******* legend"

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worldclassrager 39

Can he seriously vomit on command or something? That's cool yet disturbing... He's four months if he was maybe 48 months or more then I could see a small issue

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