By Pandamomma - 21/07/2014 12:58 - United States - Dunn

Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML
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hi. OP here. I said FML because I ended up having to apologize and act as if I was sincere. I failed miserably and ended up laughing hysterically. I did feel a little bad.

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brainymes 30

Since when is it a crime to carry a four month old?!

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Callmeseansaur 9

At least your son is on your side :) Also, holding your four month old son seems pretty normal to me.

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VynaVail 12

Sounds like its more of a f his wife's life.

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King_Nero 15

You should be proud of your baby. They deserved it for making mean comments about a baby.

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StarDust5921 16

Aaaw good boy! Haha! Serves them right!

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kuso_fml 8

That kid is going places.

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Liiiiiiiiike 15

Spoiling your son by carrying him around? WTF?

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conway_trussell 3

You didn't deserve your kid vomiting on the people behind you, they deserved what they got.

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