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By Rebecca - 13/06/2012 23:50 - Australia - Dural

Today, I was chatting to a co-worker, upon whom I have a serious crush. It was going really well, until he said "irregardless", as if it's actually a proper word. This grammatical abomination really ticks me off, and I actually had to fight back the urge to beat some damn sense into him. FML

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By pot, meet kettle - 05/04/2013 23:21 - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, I was chatting online with a guy I really like, when he used the word "irregardless." I couldn't help but mention how little sense it makes, since it's a combination of two words meaning roughly the same thing. He replied, "lol what? your stupid." Jesus Christ. FML

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By Rebecca - 21/05/2012 14:11 - United States - Austin

Today, my colleague yet again misused the word "literally." It's driving me insane. I have to work opposite him and hear him say things like he's just "literally shit himself inside out." FML

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By looser - 10/08/2016 00:48

Today, I pronounced FAQ as 'fuck' to my boss. I'm not a native speaker. FML

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Today, I realized my coworker can't comprehend English, or any other language. When I mentioned this to a coworker, they accused me of being an ableist. This is the same person who insults him to his face, knowing he can't understand her. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2019 02:00 - Germany - Wuppertal

Today, my coworker keeps loudly saying things like, "Oh, now THIS!" If I don't ask, "What?" she pouts. If I do ask, she tells me, at length and with very bad grammar, how every one of our colleagues and partners is either stupid, rude or out to get her. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2014 16:56 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my boss chewed me out for correcting several spelling and grammar mistakes in one of his reports. The words "Think you're so damn smart, don't ya?" were uttered. I'm his secretary, and proofreading his shit is part of my job. FML

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By singleandthankful - 23/02/2013 23:18 - United Kingdom - Beaconsfield

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me out after I spelt "realised" with an S instead of a Z. It wouldn't have been so bad, if we weren't both British, if he hadn't called me an "illiterate idiot", and if he hadn't muttered "family of morons" when my mum backed me up. FML

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By mikeissad - 11/08/2012 19:37 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, at work, I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant, fifteen-year-old, brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out for being rude by using words from a "foreign language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML

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By Squeak - 07/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Bremerton

Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML

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Thursday 14 June 2012 5:31

I think we have a real life grammar nazi on our hands.

malters 9

Thursday 14 June 2012 5:31

F his life for having such a bitch of a co worker

Comments

Vada53 15

Thursday 7 November 2013 15:12

It is a word what's wrong with u

barlowkris 1

Sunday 6 April 2014 6:34

Irregardless is an acceptable word in the dictionary you stupid ****

rameses1210 18

Thursday 16 October 2014 2:45

Joke's on you - it is a word, just look it up

latent_leo 10

Tuesday 23 December 2014 1:27

Irregardless of his grammatical error, he's probably a really good guy.

tacoscandal74 10

Thursday 19 March 2015 21:18

Chill. Out.

KatherineBrady 10

Wednesday 8 July 2015 20:09

It is a real dictionary defined word... It hasn't been grammatically incorrect since the beginning of the 20th century...

anilorak622 8

Tuesday 4 August 2015 2:09

"Irregardless" and "supposably". It hurt just to type them out. Not standard words. To those who claim they don't care or that it's not a big deal, be prepared to not get far in life with that attitude. I'm currently working on a lawsuit involving million$ due to one fucktard's typo in a co-op offering plan. Pay attention people.

MonaLisaIdk 21

Thursday 17 September 2015 19:43

It's a real word, you grammar nazi. No need to be so violent over a word that's actually in the dictionary because you think it shouldn't be. Get over yourself.