Miscellaneous: Today, I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect...

By Uriah - 03/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect for me. After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes. I sent mine. Within two seconds my niece calls, laughing her ass off, telling me how weird my birthmark is. FML

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By DL06 - 08/04/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML

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Worth a shot

By Anonymous - 29/03/2020 17:00

Today, I told the guy I've been in love with for a year how I felt. He replied, "There will never be an us, but you can send nudes if you like." FML

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The girl?

By Anonymous - 26/12/2019 01:00

Today, my mate was bragging about the nudes he was getting from this random girl, he proceeded to show me... It was my cousin. FML

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Catfished

By phonesage - 13/12/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML

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Tonight, on First Dates…

By Anonymous - 18/06/2019 14:29

Today, I discovered that pictures really make a person look more attractive than they really are. Besides the downgrade in attraction, we got to spend the next two hours playing an awkward game of 20 questions. This from a guy that wanted nudes right away. So much for online charm. FML

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By justno - 29/06/2014 00:26 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML

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Mama's Boy

By Anonymous - 08/03/2017 04:00 - United States

Today, my husband answered a FaceTime call from his mother not 30 seconds after sex. I was naked in bed next to him. FML

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By ... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

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Insecure

By Anonymous - 25/03/2019 11:00 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML

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By agnosticstudy - 14/01/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML

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riii 0

Friday 3 July 2009 12:30

Uhh, you fell in love with someone over the internet in 5 hours? Thats pretty sad. You should also know that not everyone you talk to online is legit. You deserved that one.

bedspring_kiss54 0

Friday 3 July 2009 12:25

YDI for sending nudes so quickly. You so should've known better... Pax / peace

Comments

Stupidstupidrat 0

Friday 3 July 2009 14:25

Ah, falling in love after 5 hours of internet chat. Love? Your stupidity cheapens the very concept.

Jord111222333 0

Friday 3 July 2009 14:25

stupid iPhone replaced my word. Brice=neice . lmao

staceypl613 0

Friday 3 July 2009 14:32

you shouldn't send anything on the web, you so deserved that one.

ChefBoy6382 0

Friday 3 July 2009 15:27

ANYTHING????? Thats way harsh, you must be some kind of old idiot

Gisela_fml 0

Friday 3 July 2009 14:36

You are so stupid, I don't even know where to begin. You said I love you to someone you had never met, after only 5 hours of talking to them? I would say that your life is ****** not so much because your niece embarrassed you but because you are pathetic and needy and have no common sense.

kewl92 0

Friday 3 July 2009 14:38

you said you loved him after you'd talked to him for 5 hours online? wow desperate much?

xxdani 0

Friday 3 July 2009 14:40

wow, your niece was willing to chat with you online for 5 hours just so that would happen? thats a tad bit sad. oh and YDI

rockonCB4 0

Friday 3 July 2009 14:40

What the **** girl!? Why are people SO KEAN to send random strangers nude photos! Proof you should never ever talk to people online.

milgalo 0

Friday 3 July 2009 23:35

Hey, there.

naomi9241 0

Friday 3 July 2009 14:41

Wow. Times like this make me hate procreation. After all of the other comments, it's fairly unnecessary to point out that rushing to 'love' and to send naked pictures, over the internet, after FIVE HOURS, to someone you don't know, is utterly moronic. ...Oops. Guess I just did. Well, if you ever Google yourself, don't be surprised with what comes up. All I can say. Whether it's your niece or another 'guy' you fall in 'love' with - consider yourself warned.

MeMeMe123455 0

Friday 3 July 2009 14:48

Doesn't anyone want to know why the niece would want nudes of her aunt in the first place? blech.

crazy_cat_lady24 0

Friday 3 July 2009 14:48

Girl, I think your niece just did you a favour. You were lucky it was just her and not some random guy who runs off to 4chan with your pictures. Now you learned not to be so stupid with only minimal embarrassment. Thanks your niece and use your brain next time. Oh, and you don't love a guy after chatting to him for 5 hours.