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By Uriah - 03/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect for me. After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes. I sent mine. Within two seconds my niece calls, laughing her ass off, telling me how weird my birthmark is. FML

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By DL06 - 08/04/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML

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Worth a shot

By Anonymous - 29/03/2020 17:00

Today, I told the guy I've been in love with for a year how I felt. He replied, "There will never be an us, but you can send nudes if you like." FML

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The girl?

By Anonymous - 26/12/2019 01:00

Today, my mate was bragging about the nudes he was getting from this random girl, he proceeded to show me... It was my cousin. FML

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Catfished

By phonesage - 13/12/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2019 14:29

Today, I discovered that pictures really make a person look more attractive than they really are. Besides the downgrade in attraction, we got to spend the next two hours playing an awkward game of 20 questions. This from a guy that wanted nudes right away. So much for online charm. FML

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The truth

By oxbbabexo - 14/04/2009 13:45 - United States

Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML

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By justno - 29/06/2014 00:26 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2017 04:00 - United States

Today, my husband answered a FaceTime call from his mother not 30 seconds after sex. I was naked in bed next to him. FML

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By ... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

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Insecure

By Anonymous - 25/03/2019 11:00 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML

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riii 0

Friday 3 July 2009 12:30

Uhh, you fell in love with someone over the internet in 5 hours? Thats pretty sad. You should also know that not everyone you talk to online is legit. You deserved that one.

bedspring_kiss54 0

Friday 3 July 2009 12:25

YDI for sending nudes so quickly. You so should've known better... Pax / peace

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SimpleSimon 0

Friday 3 July 2009 13:51

YDI, hugely... 5 hours and you're in love, trading nude pictures, with a guy you met on the internet?

FMLROCKSMASOCKS 0

Friday 3 July 2009 13:52

fakeoooooo.

ChelseaChops 1

Friday 3 July 2009 14:02

Who tells someone they love them after 5 hours?

homerguy 0

Friday 3 July 2009 14:08

no one seems to think its weird that he neice wanted to see her aunt naked?

Frogglin 0

Friday 3 July 2009 16:19

I don't think it was "I wanna see my Aunt naked". I think it was "My Aunt is so stupid, let's see how far i can get her to go MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Evil, yet somehow likable niece.

eliz3 0

Friday 3 July 2009 14:13

"Today I was chatting with an amazing guy online" as soon as I read that I already knew you deserved it. and then it gets even better, you told him you loved him! A complete stranger! Then, you sent him a picture of yourself naked. Oh my god. You are just a new form of stupid, aren't you?

clawies 0

Friday 3 July 2009 14:14

You fell in love after 5 hours? douche

mrose57 0

Friday 3 July 2009 14:18

Homerguy is right - sounds like your whole family has issues. maybe next time meet for coffee BEFORE declaring love and sending nudes?

colourmealy 0

Friday 3 July 2009 14:18

I don't get it. Did you end up sending the pics to your niece instead? either way ydi. You knew him for 5 hours!!!

luckyducky123 0

Friday 3 July 2009 17:49

No, the guy she was talking to WAS her niece.

Jord111222333 0

Friday 3 July 2009 14:21

should have webcamed to ensure he was real.... and never send nudes, they will end up all over net or passed around! and if you get nude on cam you can take a screen shot and save the image so becareful of that too! comp wiz :)