By Uriah - 03/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect for me. After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes. I sent mine. Within two seconds my niece calls, laughing her ass off, telling me how weird my birthmark is. FML
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riii 0

Uhh, you fell in love with someone over the internet in 5 hours? Thats pretty sad. You should also know that not everyone you talk to online is legit. You deserved that one.

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bedspring_kiss54 0

YDI for sending nudes so quickly. You so should've known better... Pax / peace

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BrownieBoy90 0

Just 5 hours for nude photos... what's your email address again?

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ChasinParkedCars 0

I think it's somewhere along the lines of.. [email protected]

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aaaaa12345_fml 0

i dont think that's a real e-mail address

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persephone13 0

You're a MORON. Just thought I'd do you the service of telling you now, since you obviously didn't know already. Now you do--Proceed living the rest of your life with caution. Maybe get a handicapped sticker for your car..

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FPsLife 5

The important thing is you've learned from this... RIGHT??

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bexox 0

Haha What did we leeeeeeeaaaaaaarn?

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Mo_mo 0

OMG!! funny comment!!! hahahahhahahahahahahahah

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mylifesucksoften 0

FYL for being so stupid.. I hope you've learned from it?

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atruegem 0

yes, to give it at least SIX hours before sendig nudes. And at LEAST 5 and a half hours of chatting before confessing your love

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Alzai 0

Maybe an extra hour for good measure, and make sure its not lustful thinking making you want to do it. Lol.

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Glam_fml 0

How the **** do you fall in love with someone after only hours of knowing them?!? Not to mention how much of an idiot you are for sending nude pics of yourself to a random person over the internet. Please, don't ever procreate. 

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divineinstrument 2

This is just stupid. If someone says they love you after 5 hours talking online, you should get off the computer, because that's just creepy. Instead you said you love them too, AND posted nudes of yourself? Honestly, YDI for being unimaginably stupid. Well, huge credit to your niece for managing that. What a total legend!! Tell her divineinstrument think's she's absolutely awesome

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ashole1990 10

so what if she sent nudes after five hours? plenty of people jump into bed after knowing each other less than that

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atruegem 0

let's see. a) because sending someone whom you only know from pics and typing doesn't equal seeing if you like someone in the real world - why would you send them a pic of your bare self if you don't even know if there is chemistry b) because unlike protected spontaneous sex, which is over when it is over... those pics can now spread through the net like nothing else. Why in the WORLD would you want nude pics of yourself out there for every last hick to see when he surfs the net for some jacking off material? can you really not see the difference?

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

I agree with #25's points, but I also feel the need to point out to #20 that only morons have sex with people they just met a moment before, as well. The OP is dumb online, those people you mention are dumb IRL. It still remains stupid. And I'm not talking about moral conventions, but about hooking up with creepy psychos and STDs. (If you think a condom will stop everything, hahahahahaha~ Riiiight.)

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strawberry_78 0

Condoms won't protect ya from herpes....and remember, herpes is a friend for life. On that note...ewwwww. And this is one of the all time most YDI FMLs EVER!!

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ying_blank 0

YDI, 1. how in the world can you fall in love with someone so quick 2. dont you ever read news about how internet can be fake? 3. how would you know if youre not talking to a girl? 4. sending nude picture to someone you dont know? what makes you think he won't post it in the internet.

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