Miscellaneous: Today, I was checking the Facebook event page to see who is attending...

By fbcaught - 09/02/2010 18:52 - United States

Today, I was checking the Facebook event page to see who is attending the party I am having this weekend, since my parents are going out of town. 1 person has confirmed. My mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, I checked the facebook event page that I had set up for my 21st birthday at an awesome restaurant/bar which I had set up a week ago. Out of 39 invitees, the only person who said yes is my boyfriend. FML

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By its_all_legit - 19/03/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML

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By _Emilyy - 12/07/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I updated my Facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2018 17:30

Today, it's been weeks since I made a Facebook page to arrange something for my birthday as no one was able to attend last year on short notice. Everyone was game but now everyone is flaking. One friend even said, "I'll see who RSVPs and then decide." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2013 16:09 - Netherlands

Today, I had a big party planned. All but one of the guests cancelled. See you at 7, mom. FML

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By mass message - 16/10/2011 00:47 - Canada

Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML

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By kbeavv - 11/02/2010 17:09 - United States

Today, I read my mom's Facebook status. It said, "So sick of kids, can't wait for Vegas this week!" My dad, along with 12 others, liked it. I didn't even know she was going to Vegas. FML

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By revalc - 16/08/2009 04:35 - Canada

Today, I'm having my housewarming party and had prepared food, drink, and games for all the 19 confirmed guests on Facebook. I waited till 11, but nobody showed up. I checked Facebook again and realized I had accidentally put tomorrow as the party date. I have to work the whole day tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML

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By Jake Whitte - 06/06/2011 13:50 - United States

Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML

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Wednesday 10 February 2010 1:03

what a party.

Solkre 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 1:04

Maybe she'll bring some snacks?

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KiwiBlam 4

Wednesday 10 February 2010 4:39

Snapped!

LoveTheBk 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 4:41

nice

MiszCher 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 4:48

lmao!

I_am_stupid_also 6

Wednesday 10 February 2010 4:52

Tell your mom you are going to lick her ass if she ruins your party.

sydneyanne 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 5:00

either ur a total loser or ur friends suck

rwac07 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 5:17

lol someone doesn't socialise...

acesarge 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 5:36

If she never socialized, then why would she even be trying to have a party or have friends to invite?

MangeMoi_fml 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 5:40

If yu dont know how Facebook works..shut up.

TerdZillaahhhhh 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 5:58

You deserve it because you're friends with your mom on face book... And you did that. Dick

purplemnm 9

Wednesday 10 February 2010 6:01

that's gonna be one awkward rainbow party

richjumba 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 6:25

thats so gay u have ur mom has a friend lmao

Sigilwen 24

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Today, getting home after a long day of work, my boyfriend came running out of the house. Being silly, I thought he was excited to see me. Nope - he was excited to show me the squirrel he shot. In the house. Apparently, we have house squirrels and a boatload of holes in the floor and couch. FML

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Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't be so bad if both my mother and father knew this when they named me. FML

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