Miscellaneous: Today, I was checking the Facebook event page to see who is attending...

By fbcaught - 09/02/2010 18:52 - United States

Today, I was checking the Facebook event page to see who is attending the party I am having this weekend, since my parents are going out of town. 1 person has confirmed. My mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, I checked the facebook event page that I had set up for my 21st birthday at an awesome restaurant/bar which I had set up a week ago. Out of 39 invitees, the only person who said yes is my boyfriend. FML

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By its_all_legit - 19/03/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML

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Party hard!

By _Emilyy - 12/07/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I updated my Facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2018 17:30

Today, it's been weeks since I made a Facebook page to arrange something for my birthday as no one was able to attend last year on short notice. Everyone was game but now everyone is flaking. One friend even said, "I'll see who RSVPs and then decide." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2013 16:09 - Netherlands

Today, I had a big party planned. All but one of the guests cancelled. See you at 7, mom. FML

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By mass message - 16/10/2011 00:47 - Canada

Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML

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By kbeavv - 11/02/2010 17:09 - United States

Today, I read my mom's Facebook status. It said, "So sick of kids, can't wait for Vegas this week!" My dad, along with 12 others, liked it. I didn't even know she was going to Vegas. FML

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Partytime!

By revalc - 16/08/2009 04:35 - Canada

Today, I'm having my housewarming party and had prepared food, drink, and games for all the 19 confirmed guests on Facebook. I waited till 11, but nobody showed up. I checked Facebook again and realized I had accidentally put tomorrow as the party date. I have to work the whole day tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML

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By Jake Whitte - 06/06/2011 13:50 - United States

Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML

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orbiter6467 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 1:03

what a party.

Solkre 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 1:04

Maybe she'll bring some snacks?

Comments

term3186 1

Wednesday 10 February 2010 1:40

How is this anything but a YDI for being a dumbass?

Namenlos_fml 20

Wednesday 10 February 2010 2:06

You've managed to tell a story that portrays you as both moronic and pathetic.

fmller12 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 2:09

that's funny.

gurlucrazy 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 2:11

y would u put it on facebook if u didnt want ur parents to know?

omgzdude 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 2:17

YDI for relying on facebook to try to schedule a party.

clarithrwsdwn 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 2:21

oh goodness ya MOTHER

figro58 2

Wednesday 10 February 2010 2:23

YDI for using facebook

perdix 29

Wednesday 10 February 2010 2:38

Your mom must be a buzzkill. Oh, yeah, that's her JOB!

x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 3:22

Is she the new Buzz Killington?

alexandraa_fml 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 3:54

Hah!

Sinisin2010 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 4:38

Send me the link I'll go to the party...Threesome! I know lots of games

Ajjas013 6

Wednesday 10 February 2010 4:43

Lots of games? Your favorite being: Guess that sex position?

Sinisin2010 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 3:48

Well that is a good one, but my favorite is just the tip!!

LforLove 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 2:43

ooooo sucks for you!!!

NorfolkDude 2

Wednesday 10 February 2010 2:44

Did you inform everyone that you were having a get together? I have nearly 6 invites on my facebook account myself. I don't even look at it unless someone tells me or asks me. Like once I did show up to a party and it felt really awkward because it's like it felt like I just showed up. So imagine that and multiply it by the amount of friends you got and now you know why no one accepted it.

stupidirish 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 2:58

i signed in solely to ask you what the hell you're talking about. So: what the hell are you talking about? How can you have nearly 6 invites? Do you mean 5? Is that possibly the number you're referring to? Oh, and you missed the point of the FML completely. Comprehension fail.